HAPPY FUN TIME
many of you had had a very stressful day and will probably have a stressful week
ergo i have decided to offer something not stressful
which is to say.. PREDICTIONS ON WHO WILL MAKE IT TO THE EUROS
first off is Germany obvs. because they are my frustratingly fail-happy favorites
Benedikt Howedes is currently out injured but given that he was also injured right before the start of WC14 and came back to play every single minute of the tournament I am confident. In the meantime he is relaxing and doing promos and hanging out and wearing scarves and looking swag
wait hold on more benni
okay now we can get started
Reus is a shoe-in obviously... at least until he gets injured in an International friendly. The Bender twins may or may not still exist.
last known picture of Lars and Sven... assuming one of them did not just dress up and get photoshopped
Bellerabi is looking predictable.
Hummels is going for there is no competition in the back line as well as Kroos who is having a fab season at Madrid although the arrival of another bb!Toni may change things up a bit,
not that kind of bb darlings
neuer will be in you can spot him by the several layers of underarmor over each other
NEEDS MORE SKIN FITTING CLOTHING
Ozil is likely as he needs to do more awkward selfies
not sure if dressing himself or getting prepared to start in an 80s throwback video
MY PREDICTION is that Jogi starts frantically calling Klose to pull in a dedicated striker. Unfortunately, Miro will be out on a boat fishing and shunning anything resembling technology.
as u can see he can still score the big one
Jogi will also be trying to call Lahm up... but Lahm being Lahm, will pretend he didn't hear it
ergo i have decided to offer something not stressful
which is to say.. PREDICTIONS ON WHO WILL MAKE IT TO THE EUROS
first off is Germany obvs. because they are my frustratingly fail-happy favorites
Benedikt Howedes is currently out injured but given that he was also injured right before the start of WC14 and came back to play every single minute of the tournament I am confident. In the meantime he is relaxing and doing promos and hanging out and wearing scarves and looking swag
wait hold on more benni
okay now we can get started
Reus is a shoe-in obviously... at least until he gets injured in an International friendly. The Bender twins may or may not still exist.
last known picture of Lars and Sven... assuming one of them did not just dress up and get photoshopped
Bellerabi is looking predictable.
Hummels is going for there is no competition in the back line as well as Kroos who is having a fab season at Madrid although the arrival of another bb!Toni may change things up a bit,
not that kind of bb darlings
neuer will be in you can spot him by the several layers of underarmor over each other
NEEDS MORE SKIN FITTING CLOTHING
Ozil is likely as he needs to do more awkward selfies
not sure if dressing himself or getting prepared to start in an 80s throwback video
MY PREDICTION is that Jogi starts frantically calling Klose to pull in a dedicated striker. Unfortunately, Miro will be out on a boat fishing and shunning anything resembling technology.
as u can see he can still score the big one
Jogi will also be trying to call Lahm up... but Lahm being Lahm, will pretend he didn't hear it