Ruskiegate Oh-eight

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Hi pooters, we're still in lockdown, I just wanted to reassure you that we're not dead or anything (yet).

Russians.
They stir. They are coming.
There lurks a chance that they are waiting to attack.
The horn of ONTD_Football shall sound.
Let this be the hour when we draw swords together.

Arise. Arise.
Spears shall be shaken. Shields shall be splintered.

This too shall pass.

ETA 3 DECEMBER 2008 1:30PM
It's David Villa's birthday
But we canna celebrate because we fear a Russian inv-asian
Such is life.