Champions League!

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Chatter from the sidelines

Serie A president claims Benitez is too fat
He just has a big face/head, that's all

Jack Grealish apparently snapped inhaling 'hippy crack' from balloon as Aston Villa midfielder is caught in new controversy after Raheem Sterling and Saido Berhaino
what's so great about nitros oxide?

Bayern Munich boss Pep Guardiola charged by UEFA after wearing '#JusticiaParaTopo' t-shirt for journalist who died at World Cup I'm pretty meh on Guardiola but still... really, UEFA? Of all the things in football to be concerned with this is worthy of your attention?

Champions League: 5 things we learned as Real Madrid and Juventus booked their final four places I agree with these comments

Arsenal and Manchester United could suffer from UEFA's Champions League seedings change it's going to be an interesting season. Especially now that English teams might have only three sides in the competition going forward. It's going to be hilarious seeing teams in the PL trying NOT to come 4th, 5th, 6th, or 7th on the table just to miss out Europa competition because the slog starts from the end of July and rumbles on through the season. OY.

Miscellaneous pictures


Umm...


For the ladies who like Llorente


Simeone in a suit. I like his watch. Can anyone give me the 411?


Mou was watching an under 21 match with his son... Jose


Drogba and Hazard cutting some shapes. Word is, they get on warmly with each other to the point where Drogba asked Hazard in a match if he could take a penalty kick and Hazard said yes, only for Mourinho to flip on the touchline

Pictures
Real Madrid 1-0 Atletico de Madrid (aggregate)


That's the game, really. After 89 minutes of no goals, scored by a player who'll be moved on from Real Madrid. Meh


Once Turan got his red card in the 79th minute, I knew it was over


That being said kudos to Sergio being a midfielder! Ancelotti decided to overlook Silva, Illarra (dude, if you can't see that as a hint to gtfo, Idek anymore) and the rest of his subs to drift Ramos into the centre. I was like ---- "how? What?" but the whole DM looked good on him. Aye.


Turam working


Moya's being hurt might be the best thing that's happened to Atletico in the past couple of weeks. Olback has been in BEAST mode. I know that some Benfica fans are still bitter, but dems the breaks


Me too, mate. Me too. The rest of the pictures are of Ronaldo, ehhh, I don't think so

Monaco 0 - 1 Juventus (Agg)


Scoreless match, but Juventus go through because of their goal in the first leg


Buffon gets his wish for Juventus to go through


Like fine wine, Pirlo seems to only get better with age

OP: done. Cheers, jeers and pushback against the commentary, you know the drill. Not much news- well, NEW news anyway. If you have any note worthy news, post here