"Fifa was particularly impressed by “Hell’s well-organised system of circles where fans can listen to vuvuzelas” (i knew it) and watch England take on Germany in a penalty shoot-out until the end of time. One exclusive circle will even offer comfortable spike-style seating and a chance to enjoy the Fifa biopic United Passions (starring Tim Roth as Sepp Blatter) on a loop. ITV has won the sole broadcast rights in the UK, with Andy Townsend providing analysis."
"'Sepp Blatter has been a wonderful role model,' confirmed Lucifer. 'But he still has so much to teach me before I can make the step up from running Hell to being the Dark Lord of an organisation as demonic and demented as Fifa. He is a constant inspiration.'”
I'm just so fed up with this nonsense. I just can't with FIFA's ridiculousness.
"“Sepp Blatter has been a wonderful role model,” confirmed Lucifer. “But he still has so much to teach me before I can make the step up from running Hell to being the Dark Lord of an organisation as demonic and demented as Fifa. He is a constant inspiration.”"
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"'Sepp Blatter has been a wonderful role model,' confirmed Lucifer. 'But he still has so much to teach me before I can make the step up from running Hell to being the Dark Lord of an organisation as demonic and demented as Fifa. He is a constant inspiration.'”
LMAO djdiwhxjwk this is killing me omfg
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I'm just so fed up with this nonsense. I just can't with FIFA's ridiculousness.
"“Sepp Blatter has been a wonderful role model,” confirmed Lucifer. “But he still has so much to teach me before I can make the step up from running Hell to being the Dark Lord of an organisation as demonic and demented as Fifa. He is a constant inspiration.”"
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