We Need to Troll.
Just wonderin’ who you’d nominate as the three biggest trolls at your club??
My picks for Chelsea.
01. David Luiz
lol, who else. The post-West Ham interview where he just smiled and nodded (and touched Fronk inappropriately), his unabashed penchant for the word "geezer", that time when he dressed up in a Santa suit for da lulz, the various photo/video bombs, his flawless respite to Gary Neville, his deep tweets (“I love my sofa”), his adorable grasp of English ( enjoy the life!), and above all, his happiness and zest for life (alegre e feliz). No training needed wutsoever.
NB. I'm in a library now wearing my Dave Luiz Chelsea top and I feel I need to do some trolling just to do the shirt justice, tbh.
02. Didier Drogba
Didi & Dave = Chelseatrolls OTP tbh.
03. Ashley Cole
lmao, wut a lad. From the alleged time he told a bunch of Man City players “Thursday nights Channel 5!” after we beat them, to his subtle trolling of Liverpool post-Spurs, when he announced “anyone out of City, United, Spurs, Chelsea or Arsenal could win the league.” He might seem like a brainless clown 99% of the time when he’s off the pitch, but Ash has his moments of trolling in the deep.
So that's me. Who do you nominate as your club's biggest trololololls, bbs?
