PIM PAM PIM PAM!!!!!!! GUTI DROPS BY AT CRACKÓVIA (English translation)
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discussing music, parties, Turkish, women, Messi vs. Cristiano and... PIM PAM!!!!
[Guti = Guti; C.Guti = Crackòvia Guti; Q = narrator/questions; Johann = Johann Cruyff, Charly = Carles Rexach]
Q: Do you think your fame as a party guy is true?
Guti: No.
C.Guti: What are you saying, man? With the number of nights I go out partying, I’d pretty much say my fame should be even bigger! Ue-la!
Q: Do you know any words in Turkish?
Guti: Sure. I know quite a few. [Insert Turkish words - sorry I don’t speak Turkish, if anyone could help me with what he’s saying I’d be grateful! :333] Little things like that.
C.Guti: Gin tonic. Afterhour. Disco-club. Turkish is easy, my friends!
Q: What’s the best thing about being a footballer?
Guti: Doing whatever you want.
C.Guti: Yes, but then there are those footballers who don’t go out partying, who don’t even drink…such losers.
Q: And the worst [thing about being a footballer]?
C.Guti: Having to play football.
Guti: The worst? People recognizing you on the street.
C.Guti: Yeah, well. Er, that, too.
Q: Who are better, Turkish women or Spanish women?
C.Guti: The best thing is to get plastered with a Spanish woman. [it’s a play on words because “pillar una turca” means to get drunk] Ueah!!
Guti: Women in general. They don’t have to have a specific nationality.
C.Guti: Well, as long as they’re hot.
Q: Messi or Cristiano?
Guti: Messi, without a doubt.
C.Guti: [claps - suddenly everyone claps] Bravo!!!!! [blows him a kiss]
Q: What kind of music do you listen to?
C.Guti: All kinds, man. House, trance, techno, German minimal…
Guti: Almost everything I listen to is Spanish.
C.Guti: Stop it, man, you’re ruining my character!!!!
Q: Fill in the sentence. “Pim…”?
Guti: …Pam. Of course. [laughs]
C.Guti: Awesome, dude! [rewinds, puts “Pim Pam” on repeat] Let’s go, guys!!
---End of sketch. Now pan to the recording room with Charly, C.Guti and Johann.--
Johann: Well, what did you think of the sketch?
C.Guti: Well, I’m more awesome than the real Guti, aren’t I! I even have hair on my chest, and he hasn’t! So what, guys, are we going out for a drink or what?
Charly: Uff, what a bother!
Johann: I’m in! Come on, Charlio, put the gag reel! [gag reel in Spanish: pifias]
C.Guti: Pifias? Pi-fias! Pi-fias! [etc.]
:3
hope it hasn't already been posted here lol...also gif is from tumblr, not mine
Click to viewdiscussing music, parties, Turkish, women, Messi vs. Cristiano and... PIM PAM!!!!
[Guti = Guti; C.Guti = Crackòvia Guti; Q = narrator/questions; Johann = Johann Cruyff, Charly = Carles Rexach]
Q: Do you think your fame as a party guy is true?
Guti: No.
C.Guti: What are you saying, man? With the number of nights I go out partying, I’d pretty much say my fame should be even bigger! Ue-la!
Q: Do you know any words in Turkish?
Guti: Sure. I know quite a few. [Insert Turkish words - sorry I don’t speak Turkish, if anyone could help me with what he’s saying I’d be grateful! :333] Little things like that.
C.Guti: Gin tonic. Afterhour. Disco-club. Turkish is easy, my friends!
Q: What’s the best thing about being a footballer?
Guti: Doing whatever you want.
C.Guti: Yes, but then there are those footballers who don’t go out partying, who don’t even drink…such losers.
Q: And the worst [thing about being a footballer]?
C.Guti: Having to play football.
Guti: The worst? People recognizing you on the street.
C.Guti: Yeah, well. Er, that, too.
Q: Who are better, Turkish women or Spanish women?
C.Guti: The best thing is to get plastered with a Spanish woman. [it’s a play on words because “pillar una turca” means to get drunk] Ueah!!
Guti: Women in general. They don’t have to have a specific nationality.
C.Guti: Well, as long as they’re hot.
Q: Messi or Cristiano?
Guti: Messi, without a doubt.
C.Guti: [claps - suddenly everyone claps] Bravo!!!!! [blows him a kiss]
Q: What kind of music do you listen to?
C.Guti: All kinds, man. House, trance, techno, German minimal…
Guti: Almost everything I listen to is Spanish.
C.Guti: Stop it, man, you’re ruining my character!!!!
Q: Fill in the sentence. “Pim…”?
Guti: …Pam. Of course. [laughs]
C.Guti: Awesome, dude! [rewinds, puts “Pim Pam” on repeat] Let’s go, guys!!
---End of sketch. Now pan to the recording room with Charly, C.Guti and Johann.--
Johann: Well, what did you think of the sketch?
C.Guti: Well, I’m more awesome than the real Guti, aren’t I! I even have hair on my chest, and he hasn’t! So what, guys, are we going out for a drink or what?
Charly: Uff, what a bother!
Johann: I’m in! Come on, Charlio, put the gag reel! [gag reel in Spanish: pifias]
C.Guti: Pifias? Pi-fias! Pi-fias! [etc.]
:3
hope it hasn't already been posted here lol...also gif is from tumblr, not mine