BIRTHDAY SPAM.

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LET'S GET THIS SHIT STARTED. First of all, if you're still unsure about his attractiveness, plz watch this.

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Okay. Good. Let's continue.



U WOULDNT LIEK HIM WHEN HES ANGRY. EXCEPT U WOULD.



~~~~FASHUN



Oh look, he appears to be shirtless.



Oh look, broad shoulders. Mmmmmm manly.



Mmmmmmmm terrible England kit.



TRAGEDY STRIKES



Yeah. Well. Um. Yeah.



And er, yeah.



Oh and yeah, this too.



Hate this kit sfm, except when he's wearing it ofc.



Ignore the scary girl.



BIG HANDS



Dem eyes.



He's, um, quite young in this photo. But then I tell myself that I'm the same age as him, and I would still have been fapping over him back then, so I don't feel quite so... inappropriate. Okay. Brilliant. Glad we sorted that out.



Dem eyes again.



Whoever that is in the middle has terrible hair. Ewwwww.



EYES. DEM. Fuck off, watermarks.



Holy jesus fucking I just fuck I don't know.



He should rly stop with the bulge thing becuz it kills us but then I GUESS HE CAN'T HELP IT





KJNSLKGTNSALKGBKJSABGKSJABG



Mainly because it's hilarious.

DO YOU WANT SOME GIFS? YOU WANT GIFS, DON'T YOU. WELL YOU'RE IN LUCK, BECAUSE I HAS GIFS.



























OKAY I'M DONE. YOU MAY FAP, OFFER BIRTHDAY WISHES ETC.