All I do is eat and sleep an sing, wishing every show was the last show.
As the premier league reaches its summit, personal gongs are also up for grabs as well as collective ones. As I am a loser with no life, I had a lil' fiddle round with some premier league stats courtesey of the Barclay's website to look at assists, who's been naughty and booked the most, who's scored the most and who's kept the most clean sheets. Good bung? Good.
Assists: -
Lovely to see Didi on here; from his past three performances alone (against West Ham, Brum and West Brom), all of which I'd name MotM performances, he's been the puppetmaster and orchestrated pretty much every pertinent attack that Chelseabung carried out. I really, really love how unselfishly he's been playing in recent weeks and it really does raise the question of where Chelsea'd be had he not contracted malaria. I never want him to leave! <3 ILHSM, idgaf if he's 33, imagining this Chelsea squad without him is like Hey Jude without the "na na na na na na" refrain. DON'T LEAVE DIDI
Also nice to see my hubby Peterpoo on the assists list, because it's hardly as if hes been scoring a bungload, haha ;) Leighton Baines' 11 assists is also pretty bloody good for a left-back.
Booked: -
haha, Ivanovic, naughty boy :-p On the next page, it said Torres had six. Which for a forward, is fairly naughty. But this list won't really surprise anyone; Cattermole, Nolan, Barton, De Jong and Scholes are just of the few on here who are known for their not being afraid to make a crunching tackle or sixty
Goalscorers:-
Standard. I personally don't think Chelsea are gonna win the title and frankly second is a welcome treat after spending the majority of 2011 fretting we wouldn't even have CL footie next year, but I do have just one lil' hope; that by the end of this season, Salomon Kalou (on 9, but on the next page due to alphabet) and Frank Lampard (on 7 or 8) sneak into this main page and thus the top 20! Though considering our next two games are vs Tottenham and Man Utd, I don't relaly think that'll be happening, hehe
It's also lulz to see DJ Campbell down as his proper name =)
and finally, clean sheets!
Oooooh, it's a close 'un!!! I don't see a clean sheet for either Cech nor Van der Saar in this weekend's two games, so it all comes down to the final three games of the PL! I do so hope Big Pete takes it!
And now a poll, ladies!
Poll Season's greetings/goodbyesThat's that really! Any players you're hoping/backing to make a late surge in the remaining couple of games?