Comments | ontd_football: "If you think you saw Torres score, call the hotline on 1-800-50,000,000"

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"If you think you saw Torres score, call the hotline on 1-800-50,000,000"

Apr 15, 2011 19:16

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"Billionaire buys Voyeur" lol

shut up sven, lol

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pnylove415 April 15 2011, 16:25:49 UTC

Lol

sanysunshined April 15 2011, 18:37:50 UTC

appropriate icon :D

birdofpray09 April 15 2011, 16:54:32 UTC

So many Torres jokes in this one, it almost makes me feel bad for him.

But lmao, "he had floppy hair, and he was wearing a red jersey" and "FERNANDOOOOOOO".

mhfromnh April 15 2011, 17:01:24 UTC

red jersey? sounds about right.

I love that song. which may have contributed to my soft-spot for him.

mhfromnh April 15 2011, 16:59:47 UTC

he will forever be known as "pot-noodle" which just sounds like two things that go hand-in-hand in the mind of my friend the "artist"

also: since when is SpiderMan a ruskie?

oh god. Wayne massacred my favorite ABBA song.

yeats April 15 2011, 17:07:35 UTC

spider-man is rafa. whenever he appears, it's dressed as spider-man.

mhfromnh April 15 2011, 17:13:59 UTC

huh. why did I hear that as a Russian accent...

shh_im_a_ninja April 16 2011, 00:24:53 UTC

why?

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hollowliessx April 15 2011, 17:45:51 UTC

Can someone explain the 1-800-50 000 000 joke?

bleeding_dry April 15 2011, 17:51:43 UTC

That's what Chelsea paid for him.

hollowliessx April 15 2011, 17:54:41 UTC

oh! See, I knew he was traded to Chelsea, but I didn't know the price. Thanks!

bleeding_dry April 15 2011, 17:59:28 UTC

No problem :) That was the price in pounds, by the way.

hi_mimi April 15 2011, 17:49:48 UTC

WAYNE. BED. TOMORROW. CHELSEA.
The end was brilliant, Fernaaando.