Ramos + Iniesta Being Good People. Now, With Pictures!
("WHEN I PEE ON THIS STICK, IT'LL TELL ME IF I'M PREGNANT OR NOT.")
Remember these videos of Spaniards being sweet and perfect with children? (I don't, and they've been taken down now, but I'm doing my best to imagine. If you, too, missed them, imagine with me.) Well, here are non-moving pictures of the blessed event, mostly of Iniesta looking terribly awkward in his own, pasty way. [source]
Why is the camera so far away?
Don't even try to pretend he's being shy, or something.
Maybe not shy, but definitely a little worried about that boom mike. If in fact that's really what it is.
Ah, there we go. Listen to Sergio, kids: Take a pregnancy test.
Andres: Also wary of the boom mic.
Not to mention profoundly boring to the guy who waves it around. Not, clearly, a lover of Barca.
Holding up the pregnancy test in his little, nubby-nailed hands.
If you look closely, you'll see that the above two photos actually are different: In the first one, the planet is tilted slightly to our left. (Andres, being a pro, kept his balance.)
Why are his fingers so square? Is that from biting? Genetics? Being part hobbit?
YAY A TRUCK.
YAY!