MICHAEL RICHARD DAWSON BLESSED US WITH HIS PRESENCE 27 YEARS AGO TODAY IN NORTH YORKSHIRE
HE'S BEEN INJURED FOR THE LAST MILLION YEARS WHEN HE FELL BADLY PLAYING FOR ENGLAND AND I REALLY HAVE NO IDEA WHEN HE'S COMING BACK BUT THAT'S NO RAISIN TO FORGET ABOUT HIS ~SPECIAL DAY~
HE JOINED SPURS FROM NOTTINGHAM FOREST IN 2005 AND SINCE THEN HE'S BEEN GETTING BETTER AND BETTER.
HERE'S AN INTERVIEW WITH HIM.
HIS FIRST GOAL FOR TOTTENHAM WAS AGAINST CHELSEA WHEN THEY ~~EXORCISED~~ THE CURSE OF BEING THREE POINT LANE
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HE GAVE BIRTH TO CROUCH, HE'S A MIRACLE
ASHLEY YOUNG CAN'T BELIEVE SOMEONE SO FABULOUS EXISTS, UNDERSTANDABLE
ONLY SMALL DOGS CAN HEAR HIS MATING CALL BUT SCIENTISTS ARE WORKING ON DETECTING IT
HE'S LEADING TO PROTESTS TO PLAY SHIRTLESS, BLESS HIM
HE WOULD LEAD THE ONE TO PLAY SHORTS-LESS TOO BUT THAT MIGHT BE A LITTLE TOO FORWARD THINKING.
SOMEONE MADE HIM BLEED HIS OWN BLOOD, RUDE
I LIKE HIS SMILE THE MOST BUT HE CAN BITCHFACE WITH THE BEST OF THEM
HE SOMETIMES THREATENS THE SMALLER PLAYERS WITH GETTING EATEN BUT I DON'T THINK HE MEANS IT
:D
THE ~~END~~