Liverpool FC the rainforest. Hicks and Gillett = deforestation.
Trees
We have arguably the biggest forest in the world with unlimited historical trees and new and exciting untouchable trees plus people in the trees that can't be cut down. However there is a lot of deforestation taking place at the moment and the leaves on our trees are being poisoned. We have a certain tree that has spent it's entire time in the same forest who is improving on last year and can at any point snap chainsaws. We have a tree that has no leaves but 2 gloves who never lets us down. Our number 9 tree is made out of solid diamond so people need to stop fucking calling him shit. People did the same with our old gardener and look what happened there. The Babel tree leaks more sap than skill on the field at the moment but in our forest it can still become great. The Lucas tree has been replaced by an old maggot filled log and given the chance could grow many branches. We have great trees but they're enhaling acid smoke and have been under constant attack since the day the lumberjacks arrived.
Gardener/Tree surgeon
People thought our old gardener/tree surgeon was the problem but clearly that isn't the case. Our new one was brought in to plant some new seeds and to try to at least build a barricade to block the owners tearing down our forest but that's not happening. Accidentally they're now being assisted. His seeds have been messed with and he's scattering them around in all the wrong places and not only have some trees not grown but others are shrinking. A tree surgeon doesn't suddenly become scared of heights and allergic to wood but something needs to change and it can.
Lumberjacks
The lumberjacks are trying to make sure out forest is in no way fertilised and that all the trees we do have are cut down with their roots torn out. They come along often with borrowed chainsaws that they lied about owning. They then cut down our trees or take the seeds out and sell them on without planting any new ones. Not only that but there is a constant flow of fertiliser being handed out and trees being torn down because, yet again, they lied and we owe it to places. They're trying to turn us in to sawdust and sand us down but diamond is harder than anything they've got. Our priceless diamond tree isn't going anywhere.
Other forests
There are some other nearby forests, especially the worst one of them all, who have brighter leaves than us right now which is lasting longer than any of the 4 seasons or for a football season but that's not long term. Once we get the evil lumberjacks out we'll be so bright the sun will have to blink. Our roots go deeper and other than the seeds and trees that are sold they can grow back. There's a reason those who have left still lean towards us.
There is acid rain being released by the two of them all over our trees and the soil which right now only contains nutrients and minerals deep down. We can't let them carry on.
Download this picture and stick it up near your house. If anyone says that's vandalism call them a manc and carry on. http://www.spiritofshankly.com/documents/not_anywhere_colour_a4.pdf
We have arguably the biggest forest in the world with unlimited historical trees and new and exciting untouchable trees plus people in the trees that can't be cut down. However there is a lot of deforestation taking place at the moment and the leaves on our trees are being poisoned. We have a certain tree that has spent it's entire time in the same forest who is improving on last year and can at any point snap chainsaws. We have a tree that has no leaves but 2 gloves who never lets us down. Our number 9 tree is made out of solid diamond so people need to stop fucking calling him shit. People did the same with our old gardener and look what happened there. The Babel tree leaks more sap than skill on the field at the moment but in our forest it can still become great. The Lucas tree has been replaced by an old maggot filled log and given the chance could grow many branches. We have great trees but they're enhaling acid smoke and have been under constant attack since the day the lumberjacks arrived.
Gardener/Tree surgeon
People thought our old gardener/tree surgeon was the problem but clearly that isn't the case. Our new one was brought in to plant some new seeds and to try to at least build a barricade to block the owners tearing down our forest but that's not happening. Accidentally they're now being assisted. His seeds have been messed with and he's scattering them around in all the wrong places and not only have some trees not grown but others are shrinking. A tree surgeon doesn't suddenly become scared of heights and allergic to wood but something needs to change and it can.
Lumberjacks
The lumberjacks are trying to make sure out forest is in no way fertilised and that all the trees we do have are cut down with their roots torn out. They come along often with borrowed chainsaws that they lied about owning. They then cut down our trees or take the seeds out and sell them on without planting any new ones. Not only that but there is a constant flow of fertiliser being handed out and trees being torn down because, yet again, they lied and we owe it to places. They're trying to turn us in to sawdust and sand us down but diamond is harder than anything they've got. Our priceless diamond tree isn't going anywhere.
Other forests
There are some other nearby forests, especially the worst one of them all, who have brighter leaves than us right now which is lasting longer than any of the 4 seasons or for a football season but that's not long term. Once we get the evil lumberjacks out we'll be so bright the sun will have to blink. Our roots go deeper and other than the seeds and trees that are sold they can grow back. There's a reason those who have left still lean towards us.
There is acid rain being released by the two of them all over our trees and the soil which right now only contains nutrients and minerals deep down. We can't let them carry on.
Download this picture and stick it up near your house. If anyone says that's vandalism call them a manc and carry on. http://www.spiritofshankly.com/documents/not_anywhere_colour_a4.pdf