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I'm bringing you 3 videos and their translation from yesterday night's episode!!!!!!!
Higlights:
·Inieste finds a victim to practice his daddy skills.
·The pregnancy is kind of affecting him.
·How barça managed to win at San Mamés.
·In Milano, Ibra and Eto'o watch barça's game together.
·Guti and Sergio skype again.
Real!Puyi and Crackovia!Puyi welcome you in!! <3
Pep (off voice): Let's start. Look what i found in Bilbao when i arrived at the field.
Pep: Boys!! What on earth are you doing?
Xavi: Inieste says he wants to practice cos he's gonna be a daddy.
Iniesta: Yes, to be a modern dad i have to know how to change the diapers.
P: WILL YOU STOP? Today's match against Bilbao is really important, and as you already know Leo can't play!!
Villa: It's wonderful that Messi can't play.
V: But it would be even more wonderful if he could play.
P: Come on, let's go!!!
P: Iniesta!!! Be careful with Amorebieta!!! Careful!!!!
I: Don't worry, coach, I'm fine. I just got a fright.
P: Andrés!! Andrés!! You said you were fine!!
I: Yes, sorry. It's the tipical pregnancy sickness. Ooh, my shorts are wet, coach, I think my waters broke!!
P: No! It's just raining!
I: Ah, that's true. Hey coach, could you bring me strawberries with cream? Please? I have a craving.
P: Come on! Go play! Let's go!
P: I think he's taking too seriously this thing of being a dad.
P: This second time we have to score, whatever it takes! We can't affoard a draw!
X: Yeah coach, but what do we do?
P: What we always do when things don't look good. Pray to Leo Messi.
V: Ooh, wonderful! Oh Saint Leo, Saint Leo, with your superstrong power, make me assist a wonderful goal.
Everybody: GOAL!
V: It works!! Have you seen it? It's the best picture in the world!
X: It works!! My turn now! Oh Saint Leo, Saint Leo, you who can make everything possible, let me score a goal even if it's on the rebound.
Everybody: GOOAL!!
I: Now my turn! My turn! Oh Saint Leo, you who are so good, make me be tan.
Everybody: Damnit! It doesn't work!
V: Wonderful!
P: Four minutes! This is done! Come on guys! We have to start picking up our stuff or we'll miss the plane.
P: What? Red card for Villa?
V: Coach, have you seen what a wonderful send off? I've hit him like this.
P: But David, what have you done?
Public: Cheater, cheeeaaaaaaaater, cheeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaater!
V: Oh such wonderful shouts!
I: That's true! People whistle at me here! I was sick of all those applauses at every stadium.
P: Leo is injured, Villa is off, people whistling at Iniesta. Well, things can't go worse than that.
P: Why won't I shut up? Busi, do something, come on!
Everybody: GOAL!
V: Like this, like this! Wonderful!
MEANWILE, AT IBRA'S HOME.
Eto'o: This barça doesn't have the balls that they used to have when I was there.
Ibra: They need a taller forward. Better. With more hair. More swedish.
E: Here no one runs like a black man, to be payed like a white man.
I: You can feel that there's no Zlatan!
E: But... they play it fucking well.
I: (in italian) I am not very happy.
E: Yes!!! A lot of Guardiola, but he didn't have the balls to tell me the things in my face.
I: Well... he didn't talk to me.
E: He spent 6 months without talking to me.
I: To me 60 months.
E: He'd call me “black”.
I: He'd call me “black” too!
E: Didn't you say that he wouldn't talk to you?
I: Well, you too!
I: Aggression! Red card Villa!
E: This dude is a fucking brute!
I: Barça needs players with more class!
E: And less short-tempered!
I: Like me!
E: No!! Like me!!
I: LIKE ME!!
E: NO!! LIKE ME!!
I: LIKE ME!!
E: NO!! LIKE ME!!
I: LIKE ME!!
E: NO!! LIKE ME!!
I: (in catalan) This man, Villa, is not a player made for Barça.
E: Where did you learn Catalan?
I: That's what Guardiola used to tell me always.
E: No, he used to tell me!
I: No, me.
E: NO, ME!
I: ME!
E: ME!
I: ME!
E: ME!
I: ME!
E: ME!
Guti: Sergio! SERGIO! Don't go that near to the cam! I can't see anything!
Sergio: Ah! Since the cam is so small... i thought maybe you couldn't see me.
S: Well, Gutierrez, what have you done today in Turkey?
G: I went to the Bazar and I bought this Trollex made of rubies. WEAH!
S: (singing a very famous spanish song) Rubí, rubá, every day I love you moooore. Rubí, rubí, rubí rubá...
S: Well, this, at least, cost you 200 millions!!
G: You're such a dummy! 1000 bucks, dude!
G: In turkey you have to bargain. If you want I can teach you.
(NOTE: IN SPANISH, BARGAIN AND DRIBBLE ARE THE SAME WORD. THAT'S WHY IT'S FUNNY IN SPANISH.)
S: Teach ME how to dribble? Let's see... I already know how to dribble. I. AM. A. FOOTBALLER.
G: Oh come on, Sergio, are you dumb or are you pulling my leg? Bargain is to negotiate to get a better price. So, let's see, for example, I tell you, I sell you my Trollex for 3000 euro.
S: Fine!
G: No, you dumbass! You have to bargain!
S: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
G: Sergio!! Sergio!! What are you doing??
S: What you told me, dude! Dribbling!!
G: NOOO! You have to say “no” and give me another price!!
S: Aaaaah!! ok!!!!
G: Let's see, I sell you my Trollex for 3000 euro.
S: 3000 euro, he says! What, do you think i'm dumb or what? That, at least, it costs 2 million!
G: No!
S: Fine, 10 then!
G: No!
S: 200!
G: Sergio, no!!!
S: Look, 500 millions. And this is my last offer!!
G: Oh come on!
S: Guti, where are you going? Guti, I raise to 600! 1000!!! 1001!!!!!!
HAVE FUN! ENJOY! AND LAUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH!! <3
Higlights:
·Inieste finds a victim to practice his daddy skills.
·The pregnancy is kind of affecting him.
·How barça managed to win at San Mamés.
·In Milano, Ibra and Eto'o watch barça's game together.
·Guti and Sergio skype again.
Real!Puyi and Crackovia!Puyi welcome you in!! <3
Click to viewPep (off voice): Let's start. Look what i found in Bilbao when i arrived at the field.
Pep: Boys!! What on earth are you doing?
Xavi: Inieste says he wants to practice cos he's gonna be a daddy.
Iniesta: Yes, to be a modern dad i have to know how to change the diapers.
P: WILL YOU STOP? Today's match against Bilbao is really important, and as you already know Leo can't play!!
Villa: It's wonderful that Messi can't play.
V: But it would be even more wonderful if he could play.
P: Come on, let's go!!!
P: Iniesta!!! Be careful with Amorebieta!!! Careful!!!!
I: Don't worry, coach, I'm fine. I just got a fright.
P: Andrés!! Andrés!! You said you were fine!!
I: Yes, sorry. It's the tipical pregnancy sickness. Ooh, my shorts are wet, coach, I think my waters broke!!
P: No! It's just raining!
I: Ah, that's true. Hey coach, could you bring me strawberries with cream? Please? I have a craving.
P: Come on! Go play! Let's go!
P: I think he's taking too seriously this thing of being a dad.
P: This second time we have to score, whatever it takes! We can't affoard a draw!
X: Yeah coach, but what do we do?
P: What we always do when things don't look good. Pray to Leo Messi.
V: Ooh, wonderful! Oh Saint Leo, Saint Leo, with your superstrong power, make me assist a wonderful goal.
Everybody: GOAL!
V: It works!! Have you seen it? It's the best picture in the world!
X: It works!! My turn now! Oh Saint Leo, Saint Leo, you who can make everything possible, let me score a goal even if it's on the rebound.
Everybody: GOOAL!!
I: Now my turn! My turn! Oh Saint Leo, you who are so good, make me be tan.
Everybody: Damnit! It doesn't work!
V: Wonderful!
P: Four minutes! This is done! Come on guys! We have to start picking up our stuff or we'll miss the plane.
P: What? Red card for Villa?
V: Coach, have you seen what a wonderful send off? I've hit him like this.
P: But David, what have you done?
Public: Cheater, cheeeaaaaaaaater, cheeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaater!
V: Oh such wonderful shouts!
I: That's true! People whistle at me here! I was sick of all those applauses at every stadium.
P: Leo is injured, Villa is off, people whistling at Iniesta. Well, things can't go worse than that.
P: Why won't I shut up? Busi, do something, come on!
Everybody: GOAL!
V: Like this, like this! Wonderful!
MEANWILE, AT IBRA'S HOME.
Eto'o: This barça doesn't have the balls that they used to have when I was there.
Ibra: They need a taller forward. Better. With more hair. More swedish.
E: Here no one runs like a black man, to be payed like a white man.
I: You can feel that there's no Zlatan!
E: But... they play it fucking well.
I: (in italian) I am not very happy.
E: Yes!!! A lot of Guardiola, but he didn't have the balls to tell me the things in my face.
I: Well... he didn't talk to me.
E: He spent 6 months without talking to me.
I: To me 60 months.
E: He'd call me “black”.
I: He'd call me “black” too!
E: Didn't you say that he wouldn't talk to you?
I: Well, you too!
I: Aggression! Red card Villa!
E: This dude is a fucking brute!
I: Barça needs players with more class!
E: And less short-tempered!
I: Like me!
E: No!! Like me!!
I: LIKE ME!!
E: NO!! LIKE ME!!
I: LIKE ME!!
E: NO!! LIKE ME!!
I: LIKE ME!!
E: NO!! LIKE ME!!
I: (in catalan) This man, Villa, is not a player made for Barça.
E: Where did you learn Catalan?
I: That's what Guardiola used to tell me always.
E: No, he used to tell me!
I: No, me.
E: NO, ME!
I: ME!
E: ME!
I: ME!
E: ME!
I: ME!
E: ME!
Guti: Sergio! SERGIO! Don't go that near to the cam! I can't see anything!
Sergio: Ah! Since the cam is so small... i thought maybe you couldn't see me.
S: Well, Gutierrez, what have you done today in Turkey?
G: I went to the Bazar and I bought this Trollex made of rubies. WEAH!
S: (singing a very famous spanish song) Rubí, rubá, every day I love you moooore. Rubí, rubí, rubí rubá...
S: Well, this, at least, cost you 200 millions!!
G: You're such a dummy! 1000 bucks, dude!
G: In turkey you have to bargain. If you want I can teach you.
(NOTE: IN SPANISH, BARGAIN AND DRIBBLE ARE THE SAME WORD. THAT'S WHY IT'S FUNNY IN SPANISH.)
S: Teach ME how to dribble? Let's see... I already know how to dribble. I. AM. A. FOOTBALLER.
G: Oh come on, Sergio, are you dumb or are you pulling my leg? Bargain is to negotiate to get a better price. So, let's see, for example, I tell you, I sell you my Trollex for 3000 euro.
S: Fine!
G: No, you dumbass! You have to bargain!
S: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
G: Sergio!! Sergio!! What are you doing??
S: What you told me, dude! Dribbling!!
G: NOOO! You have to say “no” and give me another price!!
S: Aaaaah!! ok!!!!
G: Let's see, I sell you my Trollex for 3000 euro.
S: 3000 euro, he says! What, do you think i'm dumb or what? That, at least, it costs 2 million!
G: No!
S: Fine, 10 then!
G: No!
S: 200!
G: Sergio, no!!!
S: Look, 500 millions. And this is my last offer!!
G: Oh come on!
S: Guti, where are you going? Guti, I raise to 600! 1000!!! 1001!!!!!!
HAVE FUN! ENJOY! AND LAUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH!! <3