Chelsea v Portsmouth FA Cup Final Picspam
CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA
Oooh, shiney!
Pre-game
I'd rather put up with streams than deal with this mob of people.
JT has numerous doppelgangers.
Poor little boy, the flag is his only friend :(
Ray cannot get far from his old bosses.
The band warms up.
The Portsmouth players decide against warming up and decide to hang out in suits instead.
These guys were here.
Many hands were shaken.
Including Ancelotti's.
But that doesn't cheer him up any.
There's magic in the air at Wembley, as long as you don't look down at the pitch.
Giant floating signs insure you'll keep your eyes focused upwards.
Game Time
In short, lots of things happened, very few of them were goals.
The Portsmouth players have pink trim on their kits to match their keeper's outfit.
Not a goal.
Not a goal.
Not a goal.
Not a goal.
The coaches want to know why isn't there a goal yet?
The players take a breather and try to think of new ways to score.
But still, that doesn't help.
Drogba tries slapping the posts into submission...which pays off in time.
Stop thinking about goals for a moment because Ballack is hurt.
He manages to fight with Portsmouth players and get away unscathed.
But he isn't as lucky when this happens.
And now back to being insanely happy. GOAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
In place of commentary, please shout 'Goal' in your head until you finish scrolling past these pictures.
How many goals did it take to win? One.
Transition
Shouts of "WOOO WE WON!" are heard all across the pitch...
Until they're cut short by a hug.
JT doesn't have his own section devoted to him making this face this time around.
JT chooses his victim.
Kisses him.
And then uses other teammates to help trap him in.
And it's all really sweet &hearts
The faster you spin and bounce the faster you'll get your trophy.
It's okay Avram, you can get off the pitch and cry soon.
Getting the Trophy
Back on the Pitch
You know all the players just want some alone time with the trophy.
Sure they'll pose together.
They'll never let go of the handle.
They're really just looking for their chance to run away with it.
Running away never last longs, because you end up with the entire team (and Ancelotti) right behind you.
Lampard, always the responsible one, remembers to bring the champagne where ever he goes.
Take one last look at them before they go completely crazy.
Anelka has to settle for carrying around a flag.
Essien was there too, much to Malouda's surprise!
Bran is being tickled into insanity.
Good job Portsmouth. You didn't score, but at least you took your clothes off. However,
Chelsea does it better
Locker Room
If you're still feeling sore about Chelsea winning, Drogba's here to comfort you.
