WHO IS RENE ADLER?
Rene's always been known for his skills with the mannschaft and competing for the #1 jersey. If you are not aware of these skills, first.. go punch yourself. Now after you've done that, go watch this. As you can tell, our boy is pretty damn good. And might even make up for the lack of defense (key word: might). Despite all his achievements and general awesomeness, he isn't very well known here or spammed about. And frankly, it's a shame since he is one hot piece of German.
So after much thought and consideration..
ITS TIME FOR AN ADLER-SPAM.
BECAUSE WE ALL COULD USE A BIT OF SEXY GERMAN GOALKEEPER IN OUR LIVES.
WARNING: LOTS OF PHOTOS + GIFS + HQ PHOTOS
(in other words: this Adlerspam might just crash your computer)
FIRST UP, LETS GET THE FACTS :
NOW THAT WE'VE GOT THE FACTS STRAIGHT, THE SEXINESS CAN BEGIN.
press play to get advanced effects:
damn right he's too sexy for this shirt
now Rene's a classy guy
but sometimes he likes to get down and dirty
and real dirty if you know what I mean
he's got skills outside the football pitch
see what I'm talkin' about
He's a friendly guy
who loves kids
and loves having secret handshakes with Per
(because you know, for the germans, this is an absolute must)
and generally likes being cute with Per
Rene loves hugs
He always has his eye on the ball
*yoink*
He's like SUPERMAN
and Clark Kent
and Nick Carter
Okay fine.. maybe not Nick Carter
But sometimes he has his bad days
~but his friends will always be there for him~
Wiese..is that you? go away
Sometimes he likes to gossip
but he's always ready to party when needed!
He's a playful guy
BUT SADLY WEARS A LOT OF UNDERARMOR
IF ONLY THESE PHOTOS WERE BIGGER
looking this good is hard work
especially when everyone wants a piece of you
but can you really blame them? JUST LOOK AT HIM
THE BOY LIKES HIS CARS
AND HE APPARENTLY MAKES A PRETTY FINE MODEL.
WARNING:
THE FOLLOWING IMAGES YOU ARE ABOUT TO SEE CAN CAUSE SQEEING-FANGIRLISH BEHAVIOUR.
yes ladies (and men?), that is indeed a tattoo. Looks like his initals with Roman numerals
SO..
HOPEFULLY YOU'VE LEARNED SOME THINGS ABOUT RENE ADLER
or if anything, atleast you've been exposed to some German sexiness.
*~Rene thanks you for your time~*