Today, I had my first f'real experience. I stopped for gas at a Mapco station in Tennessee and due to my expert researching skills (see:
http://www.freal.com/find/ ) I knew in this magical station, I could find a f'real machine. Thanks to the help of a wonderful woman named Wilma (SUP WILMA HEY HEY HEY) I enjoyed a frozen treat in the flavor of cookies and cream and let me tell you, folks. This was a fantastic milk shake. You can have it in any thickness you want, the lids have funny sayings and the machine even talks to you.
It was so hot today, I seriously considered the 'face-dunk' option.
Jordan and his F'real smoothie (which the stations have as well) thank you for your time.
DON'T YOU DARE FFA IN MY POST LOL PSYCH. Go for it, kids.