Yo, so, we all know someone here is #glambulge and/or all of the other various body parts.
It was funny at first and I feel like we all encouraged you by lol-ing - I mean, c'mon, 'hanging out with Adam' was sort of hilarious. But then you kept going, and the 'lol' turned into 'heh.' which turned into 'ha', and one ha isn't funny at all. Then you started tweeting like, actual people, and that's both embarassing for them and for you.
In short - your joke is sort of played out and no longer funny; tweeting someone's ex-boyfriend is a terrible idea, tweeting that person's friends as his penis, is also - a bad idea.
You are giving us all second hand embarassment.
Please stop.
We cool? We cool.
eta:
http://twitter.zendesk.com/requests/new - You can report twitters for Harassment, la.