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maymaysixx in ontd_ai

It's 2:30 in the morning and all's phallic!

Jun 26, 2009 02:42

So, I know more people than me made the connection that Kris's water bottle microphone in Adam's face was a phallic symbol - it's an obvious conclusion, after all (especially with Kradam goggles).

In case you weren't convinced, though, here is my argument:

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My Phallic Symbol drcat83 June 26 2009, 07:47:53 UTC

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Re: My Phallic Symbol yournamehere121 June 26 2009, 07:48:31 UTC

UNFFFFFF

Re: My Phallic Symbol kal_ella June 26 2009, 07:57:11 UTC

why does he look like whitney houston in that last photo

Re: My Phallic Symbol drcat83 June 26 2009, 08:00:01 UTC

i had no idea whitney houston had a penis

"Adam's penis is pretty much wearing the rest of Adam as an afterthought"

-Jacob at TWOP

Re: My Phallic Symbol maymaysixx June 26 2009, 08:06:16 UTC

I laughed so hard at that quote my roommate woke up. Oops.

Re: My Phallic Symbol kal_ella June 26 2009, 08:07:27 UTC

LOL idk, something about the way he looks in the photo reminds me of whitney. i obviously need some sleep.

nice quote bb, pretty poetic shit right there.

Re: My Phallic Symbol lilianblake June 26 2009, 07:59:34 UTC

There I go getting hypnotized by those pants again.........

Re: My Phallic Symbol emmuzka June 26 2009, 08:08:18 UTC

Also, in the RS picture, he is symbolically collared and chained to the headboard.

Re: My Phallic Symbol drcat83 June 26 2009, 08:09:53 UTC

OMG, I never noticed that. Good catch. He better give us some S&M music videos in the near future.

Re: My Phallic Symbol antigone921 June 26 2009, 08:18:29 UTC

OH GOD PLEASE YES.

Re: My Phallic Symbol musik19 June 26 2009, 08:38:06 UTC

yes please...his idol madonna did a bondage vid....he definitely should do one too

Re: My Phallic Symbol musik19 June 26 2009, 08:39:49 UTC

we do have that myspace comment about him being "tied up, literally"

Re: My Phallic Symbol kinneas June 26 2009, 08:21:41 UTC

my god, I hadn't even noticed

that is the hottest effing thing I have ever heard, but then I have a slight kink

Re: My Phallic Symbol emmuzka June 26 2009, 08:28:26 UTC

That was the first thing I saw in the picture! And the bed being a metal school/prison/hospital/institution standard, with a bare mattress? Wowza.

And I think that we share a kink. :)

Re: My Phallic Symbol kinneas June 26 2009, 08:32:21 UTC

ngl my brain is fizzling at the thought of a sizzling hot, strong, independent I guess guy chained to an institutional bed headboard

without revealing my inner crazy let's just say I have a tiny sadist streak

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