Because I am loser as such, and because it really only makes sense to me. I have found Matt G's future profession... in fact, he's been at it for quite a while, since 1998....
Perusing as I was, I found a link to a site saying "Matty G at stud" and immediate reaction was o_O;? Turns out, Matty G is a horse, and is being syndicated at a stud farm in Washingston. XD
His progeny include Big John, Brother G, Classic Matty, Debauched, Defies Explanation, Determined Boy, Don't Tell My Wife, Door Mat, El Mat, Former Star, G Im Hot, Had A Great Run, Kiss Me Matt, Kris Columbus, Magic Matty, Matty Beegeez, Mattys G Force, Shuga Daddy, The GMan, and The Ruzz. I found most of my LOL at the names, no lie. Because imagining some poor horse out there, called Mattys G Force, makes me laugh everytime.
So yeah. If Matt G can't make it in show bizness, he's got a career making babies. For $3500 a pop, not bad, right? XD
ETA: Sorry if its not /that/ funny. But wth, I tried. :D