while pretending to be asleep because i am sick and my mother advised it, i decided to stay up until 4 this morning to make these. ah, stupidity. they're not that funny but i'm going to post them anyway.
(ETA: i feel a little bad about posting this ^ because i do think insulting other people [esp. whom you don't know in person] is not going to make the world a better place. but this is a macro, so it makes up for it, yes?)