BEHOLD: THE REAL ~KRIS ALLEN~
http://krisallen.comPeople in the guestbook think he's our Kris Allen. There is no hope for those people.
I've seen a lot of mullets in my day and let me tell you that this is quite a mullet.
He makes "soulful country",y'all! DANNY GOKEY IZ DAT U?
Btw, while you are at his beautiful site listening to his beautiful thunder and viewing his beautiful flaming text you can also learn about the Ten Commandments and visit his pen pal trucker friends idek...
"CONNECTING CLASSROOMS OF GRADE SCHOOL STUDENTS WITH PROFESSIONAL TRUCK DRIVERS" oic
AND WHY DID I JUST SIT THROUGH HIS VIDEO OH GOD