In the beginning God created the heaven and Scotty.
And the earth was without Scotty, and void; and darkness was upon the face of Scotty. And the Spirit of Scotty moved upon the face of the waters.
And God said, Let there be country music: and there was country music.
And God heard the music, that it was good: and God divided Scotty from the darkness.
And God called the light Scotty, and the darkness he called James. And the evening and the morning were the first results show.
And God called the Idol Stage; and the gathering together of the viewers called he Sea(crest): and God saw that it was good TV.
And God said, Let the earth bring forth cowboy boots, the horse yielding Idol, and the fruit tree yielding fruit after his kind, whose seed is in itself, upon the stage: and it was so.
And the evening and the morning were the third results show.
And let them be for lights in the background of the stage of the heaven to give light upon Scotty: and it was so.
And God made two great lights; the greater light to rule the host, and the lesser light to rule the audience: he made the stars judge also.
And God set them in the firmament of the heaven to give light upon the stage,
And to rule over the east coast and over the west coast, and to divide Scotty from James: and God saw that it was good TV.
And the evening and the morning were the fourth results show.
And God said, Let the coca cola bring forth abundantly the moving creature that hath life, and fowl that may fly above the stage in the open firmament of television.
And God created great voices, and every living creature that moveth, which the TV brought forth abundantly, after their kind, and every voted tween after his kind: and God saw that it was good TV.
And God blessed them, saying, Be fruitful, and multiply your votes, and flail over celebrities in the sea(crest), and let music multiply in the earth.
And the evening and the morning were the fifth results show.
And God said, Let the host bring forth the living creature after his kind, Scotty, and creeping thing, Casey, and beast of the earth after his kind, Jacob: and it was so.
And God made Scotty of the earth after his kind, and Casey after their kind, and every thing that creepeth upon the earth liketh Jacob after his kind: and God saw that it was good TV.
And God said, Let us make Scotty in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the votes of the Americans, and over the television signals of the air, and over the tweens, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth (Casey).
So God created Scotty in his own image, in the image of God created he him; Scotty and Lauren created he them.
And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it when ye come of age: and have dominion over the votes of the Americans, and over the TV signals of the air, and over every living thing that watcheth upon the TV.
And God said, Behold, I have given you every contestant bearing talent, which is upon the face of all the earth, and every judge, in the which is the fruit of a tree yielding no advice; to you it shall be for exposure.
And to every voter of the earth, and to every song of the library, and to every thing that creepeth upon the earth liketh Casey, wherein there is ratings, I have given every voting tween for survival: and it was so.
And God saw every thing that he had made, and, behold, it was very good TV. And the evening and the morning were the sixth results show.
Thus the mansion and the stage were finished, and all the host (Ryan) of them.
And on the seventh results show God ended his Scotty which he had made; and he saved on the seventh day, making naught all his votes which he had made.
And God blessed the country music, and sanctified it: because that in it he had rested from all his work in Scotty which God created and made.
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And the earth was without Scotty, and void; and darkness was upon the face of Scotty. And the Spirit of Scotty moved upon the face of the waters.
And God said, Let there be country music: and there was country music.
And God heard the music, that it was good: and God divided Scotty from the darkness.
And God called the light Scotty, and the darkness he called James. And the evening and the morning were the first results show.
And God called the Idol Stage; and the gathering together of the viewers called he Sea(crest): and God saw that it was good TV.
And God said, Let the earth bring forth cowboy boots, the horse yielding Idol, and the fruit tree yielding fruit after his kind, whose seed is in itself, upon the stage: and it was so.
And the evening and the morning were the third results show.
And let them be for lights in the background of the stage of the heaven to give light upon Scotty: and it was so.
And God made two great lights; the greater light to rule the host, and the lesser light to rule the audience: he made the stars judge also.
And God set them in the firmament of the heaven to give light upon the stage,
And to rule over the east coast and over the west coast, and to divide Scotty from James: and God saw that it was good TV.
And the evening and the morning were the fourth results show.
And God said, Let the coca cola bring forth abundantly the moving creature that hath life, and fowl that may fly above the stage in the open firmament of television.
And God created great voices, and every living creature that moveth, which the TV brought forth abundantly, after their kind, and every voted tween after his kind: and God saw that it was good TV.
And God blessed them, saying, Be fruitful, and multiply your votes, and flail over celebrities in the sea(crest), and let music multiply in the earth.
And the evening and the morning were the fifth results show.
And God said, Let the host bring forth the living creature after his kind, Scotty, and creeping thing, Casey, and beast of the earth after his kind, Jacob: and it was so.
And God made Scotty of the earth after his kind, and Casey after their kind, and every thing that creepeth upon the earth liketh Jacob after his kind: and God saw that it was good TV.
And God said, Let us make Scotty in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the votes of the Americans, and over the television signals of the air, and over the tweens, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth (Casey).
So God created Scotty in his own image, in the image of God created he him; Scotty and Lauren created he them.
And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it when ye come of age: and have dominion over the votes of the Americans, and over the TV signals of the air, and over every living thing that watcheth upon the TV.
And God said, Behold, I have given you every contestant bearing talent, which is upon the face of all the earth, and every judge, in the which is the fruit of a tree yielding no advice; to you it shall be for exposure.
And to every voter of the earth, and to every song of the library, and to every thing that creepeth upon the earth liketh Casey, wherein there is ratings, I have given every voting tween for survival: and it was so.
And God saw every thing that he had made, and, behold, it was very good TV. And the evening and the morning were the sixth results show.
Thus the mansion and the stage were finished, and all the host (Ryan) of them.
And on the seventh results show God ended his Scotty which he had made; and he saved on the seventh day, making naught all his votes which he had made.
And God blessed the country music, and sanctified it: because that in it he had rested from all his work in Scotty which God created and made.
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...but i am still voting for the darkness
which seems strangely appropriate
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LOL I LIKE JAMES TOO.
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