SEEKRITS
HAY GUYS LET'S TALK ABOUT
~SECRETS~
As you know, the Saturday Secrets comm is kind of a zombie rn. BUT YOU CAN FIX THAT. Never made a secret before? Relax! I will show you how.
Bscly there are a couple of different kinds of secrets. Srs bsns butthurt secrets, member wank, member love, lulzy (for some definitions of lulzy) secrets... the list goes on.
BUT IVY HOW DO I MAKE A SECRET? It's easy!
-Find something to be butthurt about (recent trends in your comm of choice, your favorite Idol not doing well on the charts, Idol is racist/hates women, whatever), and type your feelings over Adam's or someone's face, or something. You can even use one of the convenient macro makers that exist on the internet.
-Find a comment you disagree with, screencap it (press print screen, then go to mspaint and press ctrl-v. Or whatever mac people do) and then write how stupid that person is. (I know, I know, I usually preach tolerance and everyone loving each other, but hey, it's not my secret, it's yours.)
-Talk about how much you love someone (a contestant, a member, a comm).
-Talk about how much you miss ~the good old days~
-Make a(n allegededly) funny secret about Kris drinking Pepsi and how scandalous that is for Coke.
-Wank about mods, comm rules, other meta stuff.
Remember that 99% of the fun of secrets is not making and submitting them, but seeing how people respond. Can you make a troll secret that whips everyone into a wanky frenzy? Wouldn't that be glorious? Exactly. Here's your chance to be an anonymous bitchnozzle! SEIZE IT.
Otherwise secrets are closing for good. THE SECRETS YOU SAVE MAY BE YOUR OWN. Go forth and wank!
SUBMIT THEM HURR.
~SECRETS~
As you know, the Saturday Secrets comm is kind of a zombie rn. BUT YOU CAN FIX THAT. Never made a secret before? Relax! I will show you how.
Bscly there are a couple of different kinds of secrets. Srs bsns butthurt secrets, member wank, member love, lulzy (for some definitions of lulzy) secrets... the list goes on.
BUT IVY HOW DO I MAKE A SECRET? It's easy!
-Find something to be butthurt about (recent trends in your comm of choice, your favorite Idol not doing well on the charts, Idol is racist/hates women, whatever), and type your feelings over Adam's or someone's face, or something. You can even use one of the convenient macro makers that exist on the internet.
-Find a comment you disagree with, screencap it (press print screen, then go to mspaint and press ctrl-v. Or whatever mac people do) and then write how stupid that person is. (I know, I know, I usually preach tolerance and everyone loving each other, but hey, it's not my secret, it's yours.)
-Talk about how much you love someone (a contestant, a member, a comm).
-Talk about how much you miss ~the good old days~
-Make a(n allegededly) funny secret about Kris drinking Pepsi and how scandalous that is for Coke.
-Wank about mods, comm rules, other meta stuff.
Remember that 99% of the fun of secrets is not making and submitting them, but seeing how people respond. Can you make a troll secret that whips everyone into a wanky frenzy? Wouldn't that be glorious? Exactly. Here's your chance to be an anonymous bitchnozzle! SEIZE IT.
Otherwise secrets are closing for good. THE SECRETS YOU SAVE MAY BE YOUR OWN. Go forth and wank!
SUBMIT THEM HURR.