Did you see what Jacob's recap said about her? I literally lol'd
Jackie Wilson (28, Nashville) has a lot of face. And the jitters. She has more face than most people have head. It's pretty and giant, like those ultrarealistic sculptures of the giant Japanese babies. Luckily, she can sing pretty well, and J. Lo leads the Judgery in an ovation. I thought we were going to be making fun of her, but instead she is going into the sausage factory of this show first.
No but first she is going to get some tongue from her dad, who turns out not to be her dad, and Ryan has a heart attack. My favorite thing about the idea of the show where Tracy Jordan scares you ("You're on Syfy! AAAHHHH!" So scary) is that I will never see an alien or a knife murderer so I don't know what my authentic reaction to those things would be. If I ever wrote a book about an alien or a knife murderer -- or an alien serial killer, which hold the phone -- I would have to imagine what the authentic reaction would be. You know? Until that show with Tracy Jordan. And why I bring this up is, now we know the unvarnished truth of what Ryan would do if you made out with your dad, which is giggle and blush and lean way back into his suit and go "Holy cow!"
I love how his visceral reaction was fighting his need to remain professional. He was crawling out of his skin but had to keep it in check. I bet he called Simon (or Dunkleman) after that like "OH MY GOD IT WAS SO BAD YOU DON'T KNOW :("
Jackie Wilson (28, Nashville) has a lot of face. And the jitters. She has more face than most people have head. It's pretty and giant, like those ultrarealistic sculptures of the giant Japanese babies. Luckily, she can sing pretty well, and J. Lo leads the Judgery in an ovation. I thought we were going to be making fun of her, but instead she is going into the sausage factory of this show first.
No but first she is going to get some tongue from her dad, who turns out not to be her dad, and Ryan has a heart attack. My favorite thing about the idea of the show where Tracy Jordan scares you ("You're on Syfy! AAAHHHH!" So scary) is that I will never see an alien or a knife murderer so I don't know what my authentic reaction to those things would be. If I ever wrote a book about an alien or a knife murderer -- or an alien serial killer, which hold the phone -- I would have to imagine what the authentic reaction would be. You know? Until that show with Tracy Jordan. And why I bring this up is, now we know the unvarnished truth of what Ryan would do if you made out with your dad, which is giggle and blush and lean way back into his suit and go "Holy cow!"
Ryan Seacrest: "Holy cow!"
I mean... What else is there?
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I JUST LOVE RYAN SO MUCH
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Nothing really gif-worthy has happened yet, except what I've said above.
Oh and the guy landing on the camera man and Randy punching the lady in the face.
I wouldn't mind those gifs.
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I guess my subconscious is way better at that whole ~grammar thing than me.
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