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THIS IS THE ALL-PURPOSE CLAY AIKEN

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CLAY'S ALBUM IS OUT TODAY AND HE'S ON TV AND STUFF GET IN HERE!



WE HAVE: GOOD MORNING AMERICA. YOU MIGHT HAVE ALREADY MISSED THIS IDK BUT THE INTERNET WILL HAVE IT SOON I'M SURE HERE IT IS:.

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He talked about how he took time off to be with his son and stuff, mentioned that he's been systematically depriving him of a little sleep everyday so that he could wake up and go out like a normal human because GMA was too early. LOL. THEN HE GUSHED OVER RUBEN BECAUSE CLUBEN IS REAL. He sang "Can't Take My Eyes Off Of You" and it was impeccable~~. And as a bonus I'm pretty sure I saw creepy bass guy!

LATER: JOY BEHAR SHOW (THAT'S AT 9 PM EST ON HLN~)

IN BETWEEN: FDLDFKKLLK35KL5 OH MY GOD J=HSI DVOICE AMAZING HSOWE R REAL IFE SHIHIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTT UNCHARINED MELOWDY AMAMS IF ICHBREAHT HOW ERVOICE SO FGODOFG I HE SITILL SING DIFMISSED HISE I NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED YOOOURURUR LOOOOOOOOOOOVE AND SIG SWELL DFIFD IOT HERWEMUSIC FJK KS CRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYINNNNNN' DLFKKLG SO GODOG DFSING FORERE DHIS FELOSE HIS VOICE KILL YMSELF DGK (ALBUM FLAIL DELUXESDDBUILD ME RUP BUTTERFCUP ITUNES RFJ BONUS TRADK FHWO RFPOS)

WAY LATER: THE VIEW (ABC, CHECK YOUR LOCAL LISTINGS. TOMORROW MORNING~ WILL WE STILL BE IN THIS POST? IDK PROBABLY--OKAY SO HE WAS ON THERE.)

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OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDD THAT WAS ONE OF THE MOST PERFECT LIVE PERFORMANCES I'VE EVER HEARD. /CLAYMATE--BUT SERIOUSLY THOUGH.

HATERS:

* "CLAIKEN SUX DIX HE CUNT EVEN SANG I DUNT LIEK HIM Y IS DIS CLAYMATE COMM NAO HOW CAN PPL LIKE AMERICAN IDOL HURR WHAT DO YOU TIEHML DIS IS AN IDOL COMM OER SUM SHIT PPL LIKING STUFF IS NO GUD."

<-------- YOU KNOW WHERE YOU CAN GO.



* "I THOUGHT THIS POST WAS GOING TO BE ABOUT RUBEN... GOOD FOR HIM I GUESS."

RUBEN IS OKAY HERE TOO.



OTHER:

* "WHO IS CLAY AIKEN WHAT IS THIS HOW CAN I JOIN THIS PARTY?"

CLAY WAS ON SEASON 2 OF AMERICAN IDOL AND HE DID PRETTY WELL FOR HIMSELF~. PLEASE INQUIRE ABOUT HIM IN THIS POST FOR MORE INFORMATION!

* "I AM AWARE OF CLAY AIKEN'S EXISTENCE BUT I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT HE ACTUALLY SOUNDS LIKE WHAT DO I DO?"

YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO HIM!

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* "I THINK I LIKE THIS CLAY FELLOW WHAT ELSE SHOULD I KNOW?"

CLAY HAS A PBS SPECIAL AIRING LATER THIS SUMMER AND HE'S KICKING OFF A TOUR WITH RUBEN STUDDARD--TICKETS ON SALE NOW!

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* "WHAT IS ON CLAY'S HEAD?????"

IN MOST CASES, THAT IS HIS HAIR. I KNOW, I KNOW.

NOW ONTO THE FLAILING~~.