SEASON 9 FUCK YEAH
THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
THIS IS A SEASON 9 MEGA POST.
THE FINALE IS TOMORROW. VOTING IS STILL OPEN. SHIT IS STILL GOING DOWN.
BUT TONIGHT, LET'S REMINISCENCE ABOUT THIS GLORIOUS, UNDERRATED SEASON OF STEALTH NINJA AWESOME.
JOHN STAMOS, SIOBHAN'S PUISSY, DANNY GOKEY BABIES, HIGH SCHOOL STUDENT AARON KELLY, GLASSES!KATIE, PAINT... EVERYTHING WE'VE GROWN TO ADORE ABOUT THIS LOVABLE LITTLE MISFIT OF A SEASON.
PLUS, SUPER MASSIVE SPOILERS (I'LL PREPARE YOU FOR THEM YOU DON'T HAVE TO LOOK), AND SPECULATION ABOUT THE FINALE (OMG WHO IS GONNA SHOW UP GODDAMNIT).
FIRST OF ALL, HIGHLIGHT THIS WHITE TEXT IF YOU WANT TO SPOIL YOURSELF MAJORLY. LIKE SERIOUSLY DON'T DO IT UNLESS YOU REALLY REALLY WANT TO BE SPOILED IN A HUGE WAY: WHITE HERE - LEE IS THE WINNER OF SEASON 9. DIAL IDOL HAS HIM WINNING OVER CRYSTAL BY A LANDSLIDE! LIKE WHOA. SO THERE YOU GO. IF YOU WANT TO DISCUSS THIS, PLEASE DO IT IN WHITE TEXT. IF YOU DON'T I AM A BAHLETE OR SCREEN OR SOMETHING.
AND TO CELEBRATE SEASON 9, LET'S MAKE SHIT AND GET INTO IT! IF YOU HAVE S9 PICTURES YOU WANT ICON'D OR VIDEO YOU WANT GIF'D, POST IT AND I'LL TRY TO DO IT UNTIL I COLLAPSE FROM EXHAUSTION. SEASON 9 TAG SUGGESTIONS? GO AHEAD! YOU WANT TO WRITE FIC? JUST DO IT START RIGHT NOW FLASH FIC IT UP. BAD SHOPS? LET'S GO.
JOHN STAMOS APPROVED.
NOW FOR WHAT I'M REALLY MOST FREAKING OUT ABOUT RIGHT NOW: FINALE RUMORS. BASICALLY THE MEAT OF ALL THE RUMORS ARE A SHIT TON OF OLD IDOL CONTESTANTS COMING BACK ON FOR SOME KIND OF FAREWELL TO SIMON TRIBUTE TYPE OF THING.
JORDIN MIGHT BE ON? IDK, BUT BLAKE SAID HE WON'T BE. :(
IT SOUNDS PRETTY LIKELY (AKA TOTALLY 99% SURE) THAT ELLIOTT YAMIN AND TAYLOR HICKS WILL SHOW UP. AND WE KNOW SOME IDOL FOLK WILL BE THERE, LIKE KRIS ALLEN AND CARRIE UNDERWOOD AND SUCH (UNLESS I MISREAD THAT). WE ALSO KNOW THAT CLAY AIKEN FLEW INTO LA TODAY WITH QUIANA (SINGER THAT PERFORMS WITH HIM), SO HE'S ALMOST DEFINITELY AROUND FOR A PERFORMANCE, BUT FOR IDOL? WHO KNOWS. RUBEN WAS ALSO AT THE AIRPORT TODAY BUT WHO KNOWS WHY~~~.
THE BIGGEST RUMOR IS PAULA COMING BACK, WHICH SEEMS REALLY REALLY EXTREMELY LIKELY GKLGKFGL.
PERFORMING WITH LEE AND CRYSTAL? MAYBE MELISSA ETHERIDGE? AND JOE CROCKER LOL.
HAVE YOU GUYS HEARD ANYTHING ELSE? ANY PROOF OF ANYTHING? PUT ON YOUR DETECTIVE HATS.
MOST OF ALL, LET'S JUST FUCKING FLAIL OMG THIS IS OUR LAST WEEK. YEAH, WE'LL HAVE TOUR, BUT OMG HOLD ME.