I interupt your ~Cock and Oprah flailing...
To bring you this epic late-night Twitter interchange between @jambajim and @alexWTrugs. (OH @GOD it is going to take me forever to type this - Imma little bit drunk!)
Read from the top down. I'm too lazy to make screen caps so you will have to put up with my formatting.
It starts out with Jim posting his Instant Idol Reaction:
Jim: After some technical difficulties, tonight's Instant Idol Reaction is UP! http://on.mtv.com/9lMzEa
Alex: @jambajim i like the video. id like it more if you had muttonchops.
Jim: @alexWTrugs Next week's vid I'll paste on chops just for u, Trugs. I'll also do it shirtless. For some reason I feel like you'd enjoy that.
Jim: @alexWTrugs Although the light would reflect off my pasty torso too much and it'd look like the end of 2001: A Space Odyssey.
Alex: @jambajim i dont know what youre implying. i am into women, jim. just ask your wife.
Alex: @jambajim how rude. lets see i give you one of the matching sweaters i made for us now. its made of hugs and friendship.
Alex: @jambajim btw, when i turn 21, do you wanna do an auction for charity for "Drinking games with Jim and Alex"?
Jim: @alexWTrugs Happily!! When's the big day anyway? You have another 4 or 5 years until then, right?
Alex: @jambajim we could support a charity to give vodka to underprivileged children
Jim: @alexWTrugs We could call it "Idol Also Rans and Idol Wannabes Give Back!"
Alex: @jambajim yay! and kara could host it and look like a total bitch while shes helping the underprivileged
Alex makes a random comment: I have no idea how I ended up wearing only my socks. Oh well.
Alex: @jambajim but its actually just a month. youll know by the high volume of tweets that look like the ones you send to @davidarchie.
Jim: @alexWTrugs Well, they'd be drunken direct messages instead but that damn kid doesn't follow me so they HAVE to be public. :(
Alex: @jambajim he is so hurtful. i wish he would let us sing background on his next christmas album.
Jim: @alexWTrugs I already did! Sort of. http://on.mtv.com/bVXIsr JEALOUS??
Alex: @jambajim aw that sounds fun! i bet even the grinch wouldnt want to ruin his christmas. i can sing Hanukkah carols around the office w/you
Alex: @jambajim jews have been very poorly represented on idol. all you have is half of me, half of adam and jackie
Jim: @alexWTrugs Somewhere out there, Mikalah Gordon is crying a river of drag queen makeup.
Alex: @jambajim oh yeah, elliott too. so we're on for that swingers party?
Alex: @jambajim we try not to remember her.
Alex: @jambajim afterwards, lets go to a strip club. you know, to do some job hunting for katrina darrell?
Alex: @jambajim i propose that we write a pilot. something so horrible and outrageous that itll be a huge hit. like in the producers.
Jim: @alexWTrugs I'd be down to write any time, man. The script we came up with would probably get us arrested. #NoBoundaries
Alex: @jambajim no it'll be great. were gonna change the world, and then people will see this tweet and go "wow... i was there at the beginning"
At this point Jim is distracted by Kris's Oprah news.
Jim: This is me right now: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=we9_CdNPuJg
Alex: @jambajim this is better http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6b-072VA4UA&feature=related
I love these guys sofa king much. And I would totally watch their show. I kinda wish that Jim and Alex had met up with Neil and Cheeks this week. Shit would have been epic.
Read from the top down. I'm too lazy to make screen caps so you will have to put up with my formatting.
It starts out with Jim posting his Instant Idol Reaction:
Jim: After some technical difficulties, tonight's Instant Idol Reaction is UP! http://on.mtv.com/9lMzEa
Alex: @jambajim i like the video. id like it more if you had muttonchops.
Jim: @alexWTrugs Next week's vid I'll paste on chops just for u, Trugs. I'll also do it shirtless. For some reason I feel like you'd enjoy that.
Jim: @alexWTrugs Although the light would reflect off my pasty torso too much and it'd look like the end of 2001: A Space Odyssey.
Alex: @jambajim i dont know what youre implying. i am into women, jim. just ask your wife.
Alex: @jambajim how rude. lets see i give you one of the matching sweaters i made for us now. its made of hugs and friendship.
Alex: @jambajim btw, when i turn 21, do you wanna do an auction for charity for "Drinking games with Jim and Alex"?
Jim: @alexWTrugs Happily!! When's the big day anyway? You have another 4 or 5 years until then, right?
Alex: @jambajim we could support a charity to give vodka to underprivileged children
Jim: @alexWTrugs We could call it "Idol Also Rans and Idol Wannabes Give Back!"
Alex: @jambajim yay! and kara could host it and look like a total bitch while shes helping the underprivileged
Alex makes a random comment: I have no idea how I ended up wearing only my socks. Oh well.
Alex: @jambajim but its actually just a month. youll know by the high volume of tweets that look like the ones you send to @davidarchie.
Jim: @alexWTrugs Well, they'd be drunken direct messages instead but that damn kid doesn't follow me so they HAVE to be public. :(
Alex: @jambajim he is so hurtful. i wish he would let us sing background on his next christmas album.
Jim: @alexWTrugs I already did! Sort of. http://on.mtv.com/bVXIsr JEALOUS??
Alex: @jambajim aw that sounds fun! i bet even the grinch wouldnt want to ruin his christmas. i can sing Hanukkah carols around the office w/you
Alex: @jambajim jews have been very poorly represented on idol. all you have is half of me, half of adam and jackie
Jim: @alexWTrugs Somewhere out there, Mikalah Gordon is crying a river of drag queen makeup.
Alex: @jambajim oh yeah, elliott too. so we're on for that swingers party?
Alex: @jambajim we try not to remember her.
Alex: @jambajim afterwards, lets go to a strip club. you know, to do some job hunting for katrina darrell?
Alex: @jambajim i propose that we write a pilot. something so horrible and outrageous that itll be a huge hit. like in the producers.
Jim: @alexWTrugs I'd be down to write any time, man. The script we came up with would probably get us arrested. #NoBoundaries
Alex: @jambajim no it'll be great. were gonna change the world, and then people will see this tweet and go "wow... i was there at the beginning"
At this point Jim is distracted by Kris's Oprah news.
Jim: This is me right now: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=we9_CdNPuJg
Alex: @jambajim this is better http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6b-072VA4UA&feature=related
I love these guys sofa king much. And I would totally watch their show. I kinda wish that Jim and Alex had met up with Neil and Cheeks this week. Shit would have been epic.