SEASON 9 EXISTS AND IT'S AWESOME
I'm just gonna dump a bunch of season 9 stuff~ And other stuff too. Just roll with it.
FIRST OFF JANELL WHEELER ALMOST KILLED HERSELF:
Idol elimination is hard on some people. If you remember the recent Joe Munoz post, he's job-hunting an crying on the inside.
But what about the other recently voted off contestants?
TYLER IS STILL A DOOFUS.
Haeley Vaughn is thankful for support and stuff blah blah blah she'll probably never tweet again.
SO WHERE ARE THEY NOW?
JOE IS UNEMPLOYED AND SAD AND JANELL IS SUBCONSCIOUSLY SUICIDAL. TYLER IS DRUMMIN'. HAELEY IS JUST BEING A TEENAGER. IDK WHAT MICHELLE IS DOING BECAUSE I FORGOT HER LAST NAME. OOPS. JERMAINE IS PROBABLY PRAYING TO GOD IN HIS ONSIE. JOHN PARK IS TOO CHILL TO POST ABOUT.
ASHLEY'S TWEETS ARE LOCKED AND I'M WAITING FOR APPROVAL. WHY ARE THEY LOCKED? SHE'S UP TO SOMETHING. I STILL THINK SHE'S GONNA ROB A BANK.
Here's a list of booted S9 contestant's twitters:
http://twitter.com/JanellWheeler
http://twitter.com/_tylergrady_
http://twitter.com/Joemunozz
http://twitter.com/ashleymakailah
http://twitter.com/JohnAndrewPark
http://twitter.com/haeleyvaughnn (prrreeetttyyy sure that's her--yeah)
If I missed somebody let me knoooow.
Then I know a lot of people have seen this already, but Andrew Garcia, Alex Lambert and Lee Dewyze are stupid. They decided to make a vid thanking their fans and get it out on the Interwebs even though that's not allowed lol.
They are troublemakers.
But you know who's harmless? Tim Urban!
That's Tim Urban doing an original song of his and it doesn't even suck that bad. So now if you vote for him and you can pretend you actually like his music.
REMEMBER CHRIS SLIGH FROM SEASON 6?
He's having a BABBY. Phil Stacy is not the father (Sligh/Stacy = most underrated Idol bromance ever--screw you, Cake). He's hoping the baby takes after its mother because he's ugly (his words, not mine). He's also vowed to give up his life of Internet bitchiness for the sake of being a good father. If you follow his antics you know he likes to rip other Idol contestants to shreds and offer constructive advice. And he likes to argue with randoms on Twitter. It's funny. No way he really gives it up, though. I give him like 3 months. He had a semi-relapse like later that night after he announced his ~new life.
REMEMBER RYAN SEACREST?
He likes to watch Simon kissing people.
He's also still in love with Justin Bieber.
If Bieber doesn't perform on Idol this season I will eat a shoe.
Annnnd Katelyn Epperly just 'cause she's S9's Matt Giarud.
If you have anything else that you don't think is ~important enough for its own post just dump it heeeeeeere get it out there. Or just post it IDK.
FIRST OFF JANELL WHEELER ALMOST KILLED HERSELF:
Idol elimination is hard on some people. If you remember the recent Joe Munoz post, he's job-hunting an crying on the inside.
But what about the other recently voted off contestants?
TYLER IS STILL A DOOFUS.
Haeley Vaughn is thankful for support and stuff blah blah blah she'll probably never tweet again.
SO WHERE ARE THEY NOW?
JOE IS UNEMPLOYED AND SAD AND JANELL IS SUBCONSCIOUSLY SUICIDAL. TYLER IS DRUMMIN'. HAELEY IS JUST BEING A TEENAGER. IDK WHAT MICHELLE IS DOING BECAUSE I FORGOT HER LAST NAME. OOPS. JERMAINE IS PROBABLY PRAYING TO GOD IN HIS ONSIE. JOHN PARK IS TOO CHILL TO POST ABOUT.
ASHLEY'S TWEETS ARE LOCKED AND I'M WAITING FOR APPROVAL. WHY ARE THEY LOCKED? SHE'S UP TO SOMETHING. I STILL THINK SHE'S GONNA ROB A BANK.
Here's a list of booted S9 contestant's twitters:
http://twitter.com/JanellWheeler
http://twitter.com/_tylergrady_
http://twitter.com/Joemunozz
http://twitter.com/ashleymakailah
http://twitter.com/JohnAndrewPark
http://twitter.com/haeleyvaughnn (prrreeetttyyy sure that's her--yeah)
If I missed somebody let me knoooow.
Then I know a lot of people have seen this already, but Andrew Garcia, Alex Lambert and Lee Dewyze are stupid. They decided to make a vid thanking their fans and get it out on the Interwebs even though that's not allowed lol.
Click to viewThey are troublemakers.
But you know who's harmless? Tim Urban!
That's Tim Urban doing an original song of his and it doesn't even suck that bad. So now if you vote for him and you can pretend you actually like his music.
REMEMBER CHRIS SLIGH FROM SEASON 6?
He's having a BABBY. Phil Stacy is not the father (Sligh/Stacy = most underrated Idol bromance ever--screw you, Cake). He's hoping the baby takes after its mother because he's ugly (his words, not mine). He's also vowed to give up his life of Internet bitchiness for the sake of being a good father. If you follow his antics you know he likes to rip other Idol contestants to shreds and offer constructive advice. And he likes to argue with randoms on Twitter. It's funny. No way he really gives it up, though. I give him like 3 months. He had a semi-relapse like later that night after he announced his ~new life.
REMEMBER RYAN SEACREST?
He likes to watch Simon kissing people.
He's also still in love with Justin Bieber.
If Bieber doesn't perform on Idol this season I will eat a shoe.
Annnnd Katelyn Epperly just 'cause she's S9's Matt Giarud.
If you have anything else that you don't think is ~important enough for its own post just dump it heeeeeeere get it out there. Or just post it IDK.