GO ON AMAZON OR WHEREVER AND FIND THE STUPIDEST IDOL ALBUM REVIEWS YOU CAN. PREFERABLY FROM BITTER LOSER FANS.
Here are some more completely unbiased reviews for Kris's Chris's album:
Kris sucks because he mumbles!!!! (But also America is Homophobic blah blah nothing to do with Kris blah blah blah I am bitter and lonely blah)
This kid believe the statement of trashing Kris's album is worth more than money:
IDEK what this is:
Adam sucks too:
This guy accidentally reviewed the AMAs instead of Adam's CD.
This reviewer was very reasonable and level-headed in their analysis.
NOW GO FORTH!!!
I HAVEN'T EVEN LOOKED FOR ANY POSITIVE 5-STAR ADAM GLAMBERT REVIEWS YET.
ETA:
THIS IS NOW A T. HOPKINS APPRECIATION POST LOOK AT THESE GEMS:
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL WE HAVE SO MANY TAG REQUESTS OMG MODS GIVE THEM TO US FOR CHRISTMAS.