DEAR MALAYSIANS(I KNOW THERE AREN'T MANY)
OH HELLO THERE MALAYSIANS THAT LURK AROUND THIS COMM OR WHATEVER
I AM HERE TO GIVE YOU A FRIENDLY REMINDER TO NOT TO BUY ADAM'S DETAILS MAGAZINE HERE.
AND NOW I WILL PROCEED TO MY FAIL STORY.
SO I WENT TO THIS BOOKSTORE AFTER WAITING FOREVER AND SEARCHING FOREVER,
THERE IT LIES,THE LAST DETAILS MAGAZINE ON THE RACK.
I WAS SHAKING AND CRYING AND I IMMEDIATELY RAN TO THE COUNTER AND PAY RM22 FOR IT.
OH OK LOOK AT THIS PERFECTLY FINE DETAILS MAGAZINE WITH PRETTY ADAM ON IT.
INSIDE,OIC FABULOUS ADAM IS STILL FABULOUS.
*TURNS TO NEXT PAGE*
O WAIT,THERE ~ISN'T ANY NEXT PAGE
APPARENTLY,ALL THE PAGES WITH ADAM POSING WITH THE NEKKID WOMEN HAD BEEN TORN OFF.
WHY YOU SAY?ITS BECAUSE MALAYSIA IS STRICT COUNTRY,AND THEY DO NOT ALLOW EXPLICATED IMAGES SUCH AS NAKED STUFF OR WHATEVER.
SO,IF YOU PLAN TO BUY DETAILS IN MALAYSIA,DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT IT BECAUSE IT'S HOPELESS LIKE THAT.
ACCORDING TO OTHER MALAYSIAN BENCHES,EVERY ADAM DETAILS MAGAZINE THAT EVER LAND IN HERE HAD BEEN TORN OFF.
TO NOT REPEAT MY STUPIDITY,I AM HERE TO REMIND YOU.
SORRY ABOUT MY LIFE,I KNOW.
SORRY MOD IF THIS IS NOT NECESSARY,BECAUSE I KNOW THERE AINT MANY MALAYSIANS HERE BUT FRIENDLY REMINDER IS FRIENDLY :D
and now i shall go cry in solitude with my torn details :(.
and not to mention i totally rip off the counter guy's ass and i almost cut him but then realise he's just a worker.
ETA:GUSHINGMADNEXSX:HOWEVER, THE DETAILS MAG AT BORDERS AREN'T CONFIRMED YET.... OKAY WHATEVER MY FRIEND SAYS THAT THE BORDERS' DETAILS MAG COMES STRAIGHT FROM THE USA, WITHOUT RIPPING THE PAGES OFF. NOT SURE THO HAVEN'T CHECKED IT YET ETA:GUSHINGMADNEXSX:HOWEVER, THE DETAILS MAG AT BORDERS AREN'T CONFIRMED YET.... OKAY WHATEVER MY FRIEND SAYS THAT THE BORDERS' DETAILS MAG COMES STRAIGHT FROM THE USA, WITHOUT RIPPING THE PAGES OFF. NOT SURE THO HAVEN'T CHECKED IT YET
I AM HERE TO GIVE YOU A FRIENDLY REMINDER TO NOT TO BUY ADAM'S DETAILS MAGAZINE HERE.
AND NOW I WILL PROCEED TO MY FAIL STORY.
SO I WENT TO THIS BOOKSTORE AFTER WAITING FOREVER AND SEARCHING FOREVER,
THERE IT LIES,THE LAST DETAILS MAGAZINE ON THE RACK.
I WAS SHAKING AND CRYING AND I IMMEDIATELY RAN TO THE COUNTER AND PAY RM22 FOR IT.
OH OK LOOK AT THIS PERFECTLY FINE DETAILS MAGAZINE WITH PRETTY ADAM ON IT.
INSIDE,OIC FABULOUS ADAM IS STILL FABULOUS.
*TURNS TO NEXT PAGE*
O WAIT,THERE ~ISN'T ANY NEXT PAGE
APPARENTLY,ALL THE PAGES WITH ADAM POSING WITH THE NEKKID WOMEN HAD BEEN TORN OFF.
WHY YOU SAY?ITS BECAUSE MALAYSIA IS STRICT COUNTRY,AND THEY DO NOT ALLOW EXPLICATED IMAGES SUCH AS NAKED STUFF OR WHATEVER.
SO,IF YOU PLAN TO BUY DETAILS IN MALAYSIA,DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT IT BECAUSE IT'S HOPELESS LIKE THAT.
ACCORDING TO OTHER MALAYSIAN BENCHES,EVERY ADAM DETAILS MAGAZINE THAT EVER LAND IN HERE HAD BEEN TORN OFF.
TO NOT REPEAT MY STUPIDITY,I AM HERE TO REMIND YOU.
SORRY ABOUT MY LIFE,I KNOW.
SORRY MOD IF THIS IS NOT NECESSARY,BECAUSE I KNOW THERE AINT MANY MALAYSIANS HERE BUT FRIENDLY REMINDER IS FRIENDLY :D
and now i shall go cry in solitude with my torn details :(.
and not to mention i totally rip off the counter guy's ass and i almost cut him but then realise he's just a worker.
ETA:GUSHINGMADNEXSX:HOWEVER, THE DETAILS MAG AT BORDERS AREN'T CONFIRMED YET.... OKAY WHATEVER MY FRIEND SAYS THAT THE BORDERS' DETAILS MAG COMES STRAIGHT FROM THE USA, WITHOUT RIPPING THE PAGES OFF. NOT SURE THO HAVEN'T CHECKED IT YET ETA:GUSHINGMADNEXSX:HOWEVER, THE DETAILS MAG AT BORDERS AREN'T CONFIRMED YET.... OKAY WHATEVER MY FRIEND SAYS THAT THE BORDERS' DETAILS MAG COMES STRAIGHT FROM THE USA, WITHOUT RIPPING THE PAGES OFF. NOT SURE THO HAVEN'T CHECKED IT YET