So last night I was hemming and hawing about getting tickets for tonight’s show, and a bunch of you lovely benches encouraged me to do so, so I manage to snag FRONT ROW TICKETS BABY.
I've never been this lucky in my life!
So here is my account, from the POV of someone who has never been to concert ever ever. THIS WAS MY FIRST BBs.
*CROSSES FINGERS I HOPE THIS WORKS*
OKAY SO I MISSED DOCUMENTING EPIC MOMENTS BECAUSE I WAS FLAILING BUT TRUST ME ON THE THINGS I SAW!
Pre-show
So I got there pretty early, and just starting tweeting about my surroundings to avoid boredom since I was by myself. DNW REPEATS OF LAME MUSIC VIDEOS, but i sang along to carrie underwood. oh my life. Also, I was in scary glambert territory, and my plaid shirt didn't make me any new friends.
Show
OKAY SO LIKE, I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS. BUT LIKE. I ENJOYED EVERYONE. SERIOUSLY I DUNNO IF I WAS ON MY FIRST CONCERT BUZZ BUT LIKE. EVERYONE SOUNDED SO GOOD. I DID NOT SIT DOWN ONCE. (MUCH TO THE CHAGRIN OF LAME GLAMBERTS BEHIND ME BUT WHATEVER DUDE)
MICHAEL - WAS SO SWEET, AND I LOVED THE SONGS HE WAS SINGING, AND WHAT? I TOTALLY ROCKED OUT. I WAS SO CLOSE I COULD SEE HIS PORES
MEGAN - SO PRETTY, GAVE A SHOUT-OUT TO HER BB WHO WAS SO ADORABLE, DIFFERENT SANDALS AND WAS TOTALLY WEARING A GOLD GARTER
I DUNNO IF IT WAS A WARDROBE MALFUNCTION, BUT HER DRESS WAS ALL LOPSIDED. MY IMPRESSION WAS THAT PEOPLE WERE DIGGING HER BUT I NEVER TURNED AROUND SO WHO KNOWS, EVERYONE AROUND THE LEDGE WAS STANDING FOR HER THOUGH.
SCOTT - TOTALLY SOUNDED BETTER LIVE, I ALREADY KNEW HIS JOKES, SO I DIDN'T LAWL, BUT YAY FOR BETTER SINGING. I USUALLY CRINGE LISTENING TO HIM, AND I DIDN’T TONIGHT!
LIL - I DIDN'T CARE FOR HER FIRST SONG, I CAN'T EVEN REMEMBER THE NAME. SHE HAD ON LAME CHUNKY GLITTERY SANDALS. IT TOTALLY IMPROVED WITH HER OTHER SONGS, I TOTALLY ROCKED OUT DURING SINGLE LADIES. WHY YES, I AM SINGLE
ANOOP - UM I THINK ANOOP ACCIDENTALLY MY LIFE. HOLY CRAP. HE'S SO HOT, AND SMOOTH, AND SOUNDED SO GREAT. AND KEPT STANDING IN MY CORNER. I JUST…OMG. MERUSA I DEDICATE ALL MY PICS OF HIM TO YOU. I TRIED TO GET AS MANY AS I COULD
MATT - UM UNF BABY UNF THIGHS! HAT! HAIR! I DIDN'T HATE HIS HAIR! HE SOUNDED SO GREAT. BUT THE DAMN PIANO COCKBLOCKED MY VIEW OF HIS FACE...AND GRANTED ME A VIEW OF HIS CROTCH. OKAY THEN. I CAN LIVE WITH SEEING STRAIGHT INTO HIS PARTED THIGHS
MEDLEY! - I LIKED IT I TOTALLY DID. I LIKED IT. OMG FIRST CONCERT HIGH
ALLISON - SO GREAT! SO FIERCE! SHE SOUNDED AMAZINGGGGGGGG. JUST OMG LOVED HER. AND I TOTALLY SHIP HER AND TIM (IS THAT HIS NAME? WHATEVER, THEY TOTALLY GRINNED AT EACH OTHER BEFORE BARACUDA WHEN SHE'S ALL UP IN HIS GRILL)
DANNY - OKAY, HE STILL HAS A CREEPY GRIN, BUT HE SOUNDED BETTER LIVE. I TUNED OUT THE SERMON. ALSO, SWEATY PITS. I TOOK PICS OF HIM FOR IAMVERTICAL AND OTHER RESIDENT DANNY STANS THOUGH. MY CAMERA SCORNED NO ONE TONIGHT!! (except the piano scorned during Matt :( )
ADAM - JUST.OMG.HOT.ELVIS HAIR (WHICH TOTALLY GOT FLOPPY BTW).JOCKSTRAP. MULTIPLE FAILED BRA THROWS. I SHOULD KNOW. I ALMOST GOT HIT IN THE HEAD. STUPID GLAMBERTS. SERIOUSLY THEY ACCIDENTALLY MY ENJOYMENT OF SLOW RIDE.
KRIS - I AM A PUDDLE OF GOO, JUST OMG. SO HOT, AND HE BOUNCED A LOT SO MY PICTURES CAME OUT LAME. BUT OMG SO GOOD. HIS VOICEEE ALSO HE BEND OVER AND I SAW HIS GRAY UNDIES. JUST SAYING.
AND AND AND DURING HEY JUDE, HE CAME TO STAND ON THE CORNER OF THE STAGE DIRECTLY ABOVE ME, AND WAS HOLDING OUT HIS MIC
AND AND AND SOMEONE THREW A BRA, AND HE LOOKED DOWN, AND I SWEAR, HE LOOKED UP, LOCKED EYES WITH ME, AND WE BOTH WENT :O :O OVER THE BRA, THEN HE GRINNED AND BOUNCED ALONG TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE STAGE
ALSO WTF I BROUGHT 2 OF THOSE LITHIUM BATTERIES FOR MY CAMERA AND SUCKED THEM BOTH DRY. I COULDN’T GET PICTURES OF KRADAM DURING THE END OF HEY JUDE, I WAS FIGHTING WITH MY CAMERA TILL THE VERY END
HOWEVER I DID SEE THAT ADAM PATTED KRIS ON THE SHOULDER AS KRIS WALKED OFF STAGE, KRIS RECIPROCATED
DSB - MEGAN DID A QUIRKY LITTLE DANCE THING TO ANOOP. I TWEETED ABOUT THE ALTERATION TO THE BJ DANCE, AND HONESTLY I MIGHT HAVE LOST OTHER KRADAM MOMENTS BECAUSE I WAS LOOKING FOR THE POCKET ROCKET. FML
AND WHEN THEY WENT TO GO OFF STAGE, KRIS AND ADAM DID THE LOWER BACK PAT/SHOULDER PAT (RESPECTIVELY) /SEMI HUG THING THEN ADAM KEPT WALKING FORWARD WHILE KRIS STAYED BEHIND. AND THEN HE AND DANNY DID THE HALF HUG SHOULDER PAT THING AND WALKED OFF TOGETHER.
AND THESE ARE SOME OF MY PICTURES, THE REST ARE HERE AND HIGHER RES (PLZ DON’T HOTLINK <3):
http://www.flickr.com/photos/10135257@N05/sets/72157621995954792/ I would have gotten better pics if I didn’t keep getting cockblocked by the camera man, AND THAT STUPID FAN ON THE STAGE .
OMGOMG SERIOUSLY GUYS I HAD THE BEST TIME EVER. I COULD NOT HAVE ASKED FOR A BETTER FIRST CONCERT EXPERIENCE.
IF THERE IS ANYTHING I CAN CLARIFY I WILL TRY MY BEST.