THIS IS THE ADAM LAMBERT APPRECIATION POST. WE AIN'T NO FUCKING GLAMBERTS, SON.
THIS BETTER BE ONE SAVED FUCKING DATE.
THIS ADORABLE FUCKER WELCOMES YOU IN...
THE FUCKING MOVIE BITCHES, IT STARTED BACK IN 1982, DIDN'T YOU GET THE FUCKING MEMO?
YEAH I'M QUOTING VELVET GOLDMINE YOU KNOW THIS BRIAN SLADE LOOKING MOFO DESERVES IT.
IN CASE YOUR AMNESIC FUCKFACE FORGOT:
Let’s face it: Lambert’s a household name. Yes yes, I know that everyone has seen Highlander and thus Christopher Lambert is already a household name, but I don’t want to be related to an immortal. Besides, I am already related to a glittery alien from planet Fierce.
- NEIL LAMBERT, WUT UP.
FOR YOUR WEAK ASS SANITY AND MENTAL HEALTH, I'LL KICK THIS BITCH OFF CIRCA 2009. NOT THAT EARTH YEARS MATTER ALL OF A FUCK TO THIS CLARK KENT FUCKER.
OH MY.
WHO PUT THOSE THERE?
MOVING ON...
HE CAME TO EARTH AND ACCIDENTALLY YOUR SEXUALITY.
AND THE EARTH CRIED BACK: "WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK."
THIS GUY IS HIS OWN PERSONAL GODDAMN SPARKLE MOTION, I DON'T EVEN KNOW.
YEAH, HOW MUCH YOU WANNA MAKE A BET THAT LADY GAGA WROTE THAT SONG ABOUT HIM?
WHAT? COME AT ME BITCH. YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO APPRECIATE THIS ALIEN ENTITY UNTIL YOU'RE SHAKING AND CRYING.
BROMANCE OUT OF NOWHERE
WHAT YOU GOT? IMAGES? MACROS? GIFS OF MIC STANDS BEING MOLESTED? UNDYING DECLARATIONS OF LOVE? SEXY AS FUCK FANFICS, OR EVEN YOUR OWN PERSONAL POOBERT? IDGAF TBQH, IT'S ALL GOOD.
NOW GET TO IT, OR SO HELP ME RA...
IN CASE YOU'RE WONDERING. YES. IT'S STILL GOING ON. AND I WANT TO SEE YOU LURKERS IN HERE RN.
FUCK YEAH OVER 7,000 COMMENTS. A JOB WELL DONE AND A BEAUTIFUL NIGHT, BBS. ;)
8,000 COMMENTS? IS THIS REAL LIFE? NO, IT'S FUCKING ONTD_AI.
GO TO SLEEP RN OR I'M CALLING YOUR PARENTS.
10,000 COMMENTS? Y'ALL ARE SOME FUCKING CRAZY AWESOME KIDS. I LEFT AT PAGE 124 AND YOU TOOK IT TO THE FUCKING LIMIT. WE LOVE THE FUCK OUT OF ADAM.