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Jun 03, 2008 15:30

Okay! So I've got less than twelve hours to commit this menu here to memory, and for some reason, I don't think a memory palace is going to cut it. It would help if everything was in English, but it's not, so I'm sort of going about it phonetically. I know that the boss said I didn't have to do it all in one sitting, but you know, gotta make a ( Read more... )

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need_for June 4 2008, 03:31:25 UTC

Please tell me you're not clicking your ruby heels together as you say that.

skrullactually June 4 2008, 03:34:53 UTC

Oh great, Mr. Congeniality's arrived to the party.

No, turns out, I left my heels back at home.

need_for June 4 2008, 03:36:06 UTC

The stilletos? But those're all the rage here.

skrullactually June 4 2008, 03:38:05 UTC

Yeah, unfortunately, they wouldn't let them on the plane. Deadly weapons, apparently. Those six inchers -- they can be deadly.

need_for June 4 2008, 03:39:42 UTC

Well yeah, a ballet dancer can take a man's eye out with one of those. Other heel doesn't move an inch.

skrullactually June 4 2008, 03:44:40 UTC

You know from experience, Tommy?

need_for June 4 2008, 03:51:20 UTC

I've still got both eyes, but I'm hard to hit.

[ locked ] skrullactually June 4 2008, 03:54:20 UTC

Heh, yeah so I've heard.

So what's your story then? Billy said fast and I asked how fast, and all he could say was really really.

Re: [ locked ] need_for June 4 2008, 03:55:39 UTC

Really really about does it. I haven't timed myself or anything.

You?

[ locked ] skrullactually June 4 2008, 04:09:09 UTC

Heh, to be honest, I've got like a laundry list of reasons why I'd qualify for the freak show.

You know how they say when you're little, "you can be anybody if you put your mind to it"? Well, that's me in a nutshell. Only literally. Very very literally.

Re: [ locked ] need_for June 4 2008, 04:10:52 UTC

How much somebody? Can I get that less cryptic?

[ locked ] skrullactually June 4 2008, 04:18:28 UTC

I could be you. Or Billy. Or anybody else, for that matter. Sometimes it takes a little concentration, but if I try hard enough, it always works. If you want, I can show you sometime, it's a total head-screw.

dude, I'm a friggin shape-shifter

Re: [ locked ] need_for June 4 2008, 04:21:34 UTC

I think I've already had that head-screw, but sure, show me.

[ locked ] skrullactually June 4 2008, 04:29:47 UTC

Next time we meet, I can swing it so I look like you. It's a neat trick. Goes over great at parties.

Re: [ locked ] need_for June 4 2008, 04:35:40 UTC

Yeah yeah. Were you seriously born like that?

[ locked ] skrullactually June 4 2008, 04:38:19 UTC

Yeah, though things didn't actually start happening until I was like nine or so. Why...weren't you?

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