002 :: iwanttorememberiwanttoremember...

[skrullactually]

Okay!  So I've got less than twelve hours to commit this menu here to memory, and for some reason, I don't think a memory palace is going to cut it.  It would help if everything was in English, but it's not, so I'm sort of going about it phonetically.  I know that the boss said I didn't have to do it all in one sitting, but you know, gotta make a

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[witchactually]

I'd help, but I don't want to accidentally fry anything in there. :X

[skrullactually]

Duly noted and totally appreciated, Bill. Don't wanna come out of it thinking I'm an eggroll or something.

[witchactually]

Right. Definitely don't want you introducing yourself to my twin brother as my eggroll.

[skrullactually]

Weirdest. Euphemism. Ever.

[witchactually]

Too bad my Italian isn't that clever, too, otherwise we'd get to see that one look on Abe's face every day.

[skrullactually]

Billy, I think there are plenty of ways we manage without the Italian to get Abe's face to do that every day.

[witchactually]

But how many of them involve me keeping my pants and my dignity?

[skrullactually]

Pants are optional. As for dignity? Right out the window.