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[fortebrezza]

Somehow, I've come into the possession of a rather large mint-chocolate cake. While delicious, I might eat it all if left alone with it could never dream of eating all of this. It's fresh as of this afternoon, I can assure you, and I've only had a large small slice myself.

And since I live mostly by myself, I suppose what I'm getting at is...well, let's cut to it:

Who wants free cake?