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[lacerta_ortus]

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[kabukichoqueen]

Lizard-boss!
While we're fixing the air conditioner, we could always say that the heat is because of our shop's tropical appeal!

Lizard-boss, what do you put in these things? Cats? They're tasty!

[lacerta_ortus]

I don't use cat for any of our food, Kagura. Or dog, or rat, or any of that disgusting crap. Beef for beef, pork for pork, it's all prime stuff.

[kabukichoqueen]

.... I guess I'll never know what cat tastes like.

Beef is expensive! And Kagura likes pork more so next time I get more pork and less beef, ok?

[lacerta_ortus]

You get one meal a day, you pick out the meal from the menu, so no problems there.

[scimmiadigomma]

YAAAAAAAAAY WE'RE DOIN' A GOOD JOB! : D

Mr. Caiman, what do you want us to do with tips, do we keep them or should we pool them?

[lacerta_ortus]

Well, with Kagura's personality... pool 'em for now.

[scimmiadigomma]

kay!

[daughterinexile]

Ah, Mr -- what was it, again -- Caiman. I must admit that, given the ranks of your employees, your patience must be infinite.

Oh, and for all of the wariness your reassurances had given me, the gyoza exceeded all expectations. My employer is a man of very particular tastes, and to satisfy him is a laudable feat.

[lacerta_ortus]

Not infinite, but I don't go flying off the hook easy.

Good to hear. We aim to please at the Hungry Bug.

[daughterinexile]

Mmm, yes, we'll you've certainly succeeded. Despite the huge influx of Asian immigrants to our fair city, an establishment such as yours has been sorely missing.

Tell me, you are a recent transplant yourself, yes? How do you find Reggio Calabria?

[lacerta_ortus]

Guess they all figured there'd already be Asian places around.

Eh, it's alright? Could be worse, could be better, but it's working out well for my shop.