To celebrate surviving my midterm and getting page 69 in Axel's inbox. ♥

[stray_redbird]

I guess it's fuckin' true what they say about sex between exes.

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[chasing_fury]

All of my exes are dead.

[stray_redbird]

Er.

That's a fuckin' bummer.

[chasing_fury]

Yeah, well, I wouldn't want to go back to most my exes. Luckily yours is different.

[stray_redbird]

Couldn't go back even if I wanted to, baby.

[chasing_fury]

I'm sorry.

[stray_redbird]

Don't worry about it. Not like it's your fault.

[chasing_fury]

Not worried. Just...trying to be a friend. I won't get mushy on you though.

[stray_redbird]

Mush the fuck away, baby. Trust me, I've had worse today.

[chasing_fury]

Oh, good, because the baby-hormones are kicking my ass despite my best intentions. And I know what it's like to miss someone.

LMFAO EPIC TYPO. SORRY.

[stray_redbird]

It's not just this shit with Axel either. Just got too many fuck-ups on my plate right now, even for me.

Think I'm gonna hit the road with Wife for the day.

I dunno how you deal with the commitment shit, plus the whole... Fuckin' like, fetus thing. Maybe it's 'cause you're a chick.

[chasing_fury]

Take a breather. It'll do you good.

Must be. I never really planned it but it's kind of growing on me.

[stray_redbird]

Fuck, I need some goddamn coke and morphine, that's what.

[chasing_fury]

I'm assuming you don't just mean cola. Where's Matt when you need him?