Got two left feet?

[spiaconcioccie]

I see that there are supposed to be a couple of weddings coming up in the near future. If there are any gentlemen who are supposed to attend, and yet don't feel that they can dance, I am quite skilled and would like to offer my services as an instructor.

My rates will be reasonable, I assure you. Do let me know if you have any interest in this. Ladies, I'm not that good at dancing like a man, but I would be willing to give it a try if you really need the help.