[public notice]

[espressojones]

Please all be conscientious citizens and try not to vomit too copiously outside the bars. Somebody has to clean that mess up.

Admittedly not me, but I do have to pick up the phone, call the cleaners, type and send out rare and often belated thank-yous. All that exercise. Not good for my repetitive strain injury. Which is in my right wrist and no, you may not enquire further.

Drink responsibly, vomit in your own homes.