[Offical Police Statement]

[deuxesmachina]

The Antimafia Commission is aware of the recent "Laughing Man" hacking incidents in the community, and has opened an investigation to handle the situation. The AMC has information and the situation is under control. There is no need to be alarmed

Comments

[highwaylife]

What kind of information do the police have exactly?

[deuxesmachina]

And who's asking?

[highwaylife]

Call me a concerned citizen.

[deuxesmachina]

Somehow I doubt that.

[highwaylife]

Yeah, well I'm a citizen and I'm concerned. You need a better reason to inform the public, or what?

[deuxesmachina]

I have a feeling you are no ordinary citizen. Who exactly do you work for?

[highwaylife]

Do you have a specific reason for interrogating me like a criminal?

[deuxesmachina]

You could be the Laughing Man for all I know. That a good enough reason? ♥

[black_honor]

I can assure you that he is not. And any further questions may be addressed through me Sargeant.

[deuxesmachina]

Ah, I see. I may take you up on that. You are affiliated with the ShinRa Corporation, are you not?

[black_honor]

Indeed. My name is Tseng Liu. And I can promise you that everything within ShinRa is in order.

[deuxesmachina]

Ah, nice to meet you, Mr. Liu. I'm sure everything is in order, but part of my job is to keep it that way. I've been made aware of the fact that your company was mentioned by the Laughing Man in his stunts. In order to keep you and the rest of your company's interests safe as well as understand the nature of these hackings we may have to investigate ShinRa.

I, or one of my officers, may need to pay you a visit in the near future.

[black_honor]

The pleasure is mine Sergeant. And while I certainly appreciate your concern I can also assure you that ShinRa insures the safety of it's employees. Devoting time and resources that could be better used elsewhere would be nothing less than a waste.

That said. Please let me know beforehand so that I can prepare refreshments.

[deuxesmachina]

Yes, but this could be part of a larger plot that could harm many citizens of Reggio Calabria. We have to make sure. It doesn't hurt to investigate every angle, now does it~?

Thank you, I will, Mr. Liu.

[black_honor]

I'm quite inclined to agree with you Sergeant. I would just hate to see the AMC come under fire for following up on such dead end leads. However I'm convinced your company will be quite pleasant. So until then.

[deuxesmachina]

I assure you, we are not just investigating ShinRa. I doubt this will be a dead end, with all due respect, Sir.

Yes, until then.

I'll call.