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[duoperpetuo]

Soooooo.

Anyone know where I can buy a bike in this town?

I'm talkin' about the fast kind.

Actually, if you wanna come along, that'd be very cool, since it's been a while since I've had to shop for one of these myself. All the other ones were issued n work related.

I'll give y'a ride home if you know how to hang on. :)

Comments

[stray_redbird]

You sure you don't want a trike?

[duoperpetuo]

Hey, take it easy, man, you almost made me choke on my drink.

[stray_redbird]

You never fuckin' know. Work that thing hard enough, you might break 5 mph.

[duoperpetuo]

Shhhhit, 151 all over the fuckin' place. Mugen's gonna fuckin' kill me.

Seriously, though--can you help, or you just go around makin' fun of people in need of a little high?

[stray_redbird]

Maybe. Got me two girls of my own.

But then again, I kinda like makin' fun of you.

[duoperpetuo]

Yeah? Whaddaya call 'em?

And y'know, I could show you a lotta things to make you stop wantin' to do that, Red.

[stray_redbird]

Arabella and Beatrice.

If any of those things involve you with your fuckin' pants down, I'll hafta add your dick to my list of things to make fun of.

[duoperpetuo]

Nice names.

Hey, don't judge till you've had, baby.

[stray_redbird]

Yeah, yeah. Too bad I don't fuck kids. :)

Could maybe help you out with your speed problem though. What do they call you?

[duoperpetuo]

Duo Maxwell's the name. What about you?

And I ain't a kid. If I didn't know any better, I'd say you're callin' me that cos I make you nervous. ;)

[stray_redbird]

They call me Reno.

You look like you're still in diapers, Duo. The only thing I'd be nervous about is getting pissed on.

[duoperpetuo]

Nah, man, not into that.

So what do you think you can do for me, Reno?

Keep in mind.

I'm a jet pilot. I like my rides faster'n Hell.

[stray_redbird]

If you're askin', you gotta be new around here. Nobody knows fast better than me, baby.

Well. 'Cept maybe my brother.

[duoperpetuo]

That sounds like a sweet fuckin' deal.

So who's your brother?

[stray_redbird]

Don't worry 'bout him. He ain't as fun as me.

[duoperpetuo]

Aight, I'll believe it when you show me some bikes, okay?