04. [ Posted from Phone ]

[dolcezzamacabra]

Um...

I think I just got unkidnapped. Or... whatever you call it.  When they just let you go.

Educational. Weird how much some people don't tell you, huh?

...

I have no idea how to get home from this place. It's like. Some kind of cafe?

I'm gonna need a ride.

Comments

[stradapanthera]

How the fuck do you get yourself kidnapped?

[dolcezzamacabra]

Mad fucking skill, that's what.

[stradapanthera]

The same fucking skill that got you unkidnapped?

[dolcezzamacabra]

That'd be the one.

[stradapanthera]

Aren't you completely fucking amazing.

[dolcezzamacabra]

Not completely, but close. I have some great cookies.

[stradapanthera]

Am I supposed to fucking congratulate you?

[dolcezzamacabra]

No. Just be really jealous, 'cause these are some damn good cookies.

[stradapanthera]

I don't fucking like cookies.

[dolcezzamacabra]

Oh. Well, that explains it.

[stradapanthera]

Explains what?

[dolcezzamacabra]

Why you're kind of a dick. ♥

[stradapanthera]

That's not even fucking close to why.

[dolcezzamacabra]

You'd be amazed at how much good sugar can do.

[stradapanthera]

If it'd make me look like you, I think I'll fucking pass.

[dolcezzamacabra]

Least I'm not stupid. ♥