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[franziska_vk]

There is nothing more frustrating than returning to your estate only to face paperwork without a single cup of tea in sight

Comments

[cunningness]

Does it have a white decal of a dragonfly on the front right half of the bumper?

[franziska_vk]

It's no longer there. I had it towed.

[cunningness]

Oh dang. Her owner's gonna be so mad.

[franziska_vk]

Well the idiot shouldn't have parked it in private property. Not only is it illegal but it's unpleasant to anyone who has to pass by it on a regular basis.

[cunningness]

What was wrong with it? Was it smashed up again?

[franziska_vk]

Simply horrendously disgusting in its choice of color.

It also has a nasty glow to it when evening comes, and I'm rather fed up with having to deal with its brightness when I retire for the night.

[cunningness]

... What's wrong with yellow?

[franziska_vk]

..it's ridiculous how often I have to explain myself.

Any professional or self-respecting person would refrain from picking out that shade of yellow for anything, let alone for the vehicle they drive around in. It looked something sickening between vomit and feces, if you don't quite believe my disgust.

[cunningness]

Oh, c'mon, that's a little harsh. Yellow is the color of sunshine and daisies and happy!

[franziska_vk]

...no thank you.

[cunningness]

Mmm fine. Drana'c hu ylluihdehk vun dycda.

[franziska_vk]

Excuse me?

[cunningness]

I just said that everybody's got a different favorite.

[franziska_vk]

In a language I've never heard of.

Care to explain?

[cunningness]

It's called Al Bhed.

[franziska_vk]

Your native tongue?