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Sep 06, 2008 10:42

O-Oh dear. Mmm... Saix is gonna kill me.

Uh. Does anyone know how to get blood out of the carpet?

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toothsomehound September 6 2008, 16:53:17 UTC

Soda water with a touch of cleaning agent mixed in works marvelously.

doofus_sitar September 6 2008, 16:53:59 UTC

Ah... I'll try that.

toothsomehound September 6 2008, 16:56:02 UTC

If all else fails, spit copiously into it as well. The enzymes contained in the human mouth work for many things.

Obviously wash the spot again afterwards, but...

doofus_sitar September 6 2008, 16:56:24 UTC

B-But what?

toothsomehound September 6 2008, 16:57:44 UTC

But it works well. Last resort, though.

doofus_sitar September 6 2008, 16:59:09 UTC

Mn. Okay... thank you though!

toothsomehound September 6 2008, 17:00:18 UTC

How did you manage to get blood on the carpet, anyways?

doofus_sitar September 6 2008, 17:01:42 UTC

I um... cut myself.

toothsomehound September 6 2008, 17:02:20 UTC

"um" cut yourself? That sounds as suspect as it is possible to be.

doofus_sitar September 6 2008, 17:05:02 UTC

I was cutting fish for Tavi and myself and.. yeah. There goes the fish.

toothsomehound September 6 2008, 17:06:14 UTC

Do you not know how to cut properly?

doofus_sitar September 6 2008, 17:15:36 UTC

I-I do! ....kinda.

toothsomehound September 6 2008, 17:17:45 UTC

You say this, and yet, when you were simply cutting a fish, you managed to get blood on the carpet.

doofus_sitar September 6 2008, 17:27:36 UTC

The fish was slippery....

toothsomehound September 6 2008, 17:28:45 UTC

Fish are not slippery. What on earth are you talking about?

doofus_sitar September 6 2008, 17:29:13 UTC

Maybe I watered it down too much... my mom always said to keep food clean...

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