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[stray_redbird]

Fuuuck. I wanna get high.

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[chasing_fury]

Then there would be two of you wasted and in need of an escort.

[stray_redbird]

You offering?

[chasing_fury]

You want a sober cab, then sure. That's what friends are for.

[stray_redbird]

How's commitment treatin' you, sweetheart?

[chasing_fury]

It's boring. But I suppose I'll live. You?

[stray_redbird]

Think I'm gettin' boring, y'know? I think this shit takes the edge offa me.

That, and I think we're havin' less sex than we did before we committed.

[chasing_fury]

You, boring? I wouldn't have thought it possible.

I know the feeling.

[stray_redbird]

Yeah, well maybe it's just me.

I've grown into this shitty habit of getting jealous, too. Fuck.

[chasing_fury]

Maybe you both need a vacation.

Sometimes I wish Soiree would get jealous. I know he can. He did when his brother hit on me. Most of the time he just doesn't.

[stray_redbird]

Pfft. Yeah, maybe, 'cept I got work up my ass like there's no tomorrow.

Probably because jealousy is a pain in the ass.

[chasing_fury]

That. sounds. painful.

I suppose there are better ways to stake your claim that picking fights left and right. Although now that I think of it...

[stray_redbird]

It is. Especially since I'm fatally allergic to hard work.

I guess if you wanna be really faggoty about it, you could say jealousy just means you really... I don't know. Care, or some shit like that.

[chasing_fury]

You need some new rookies to delegate the bitch-work to.

What's so fagoty about that? The caring? Or admitting that you do?

[stray_redbird]

That is the best idea I've heard all day. Maybe if they don't all die in the initiation. :D

Both.

[chasing_fury]

I'll keep my fingers crossed. ;D

Right. Can't spoil your badass image.

[stray_redbird]

We should do lunch. So I can ditch work.

Hey, I worked hard on this image, okay?