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[cinquevite]

Wheeew, it's good to be home. China's full of such nice people, but three months is way too long!

Nǐ hǎo, everyone! Er... Nín hǎo? Eheheh, I guess it doesn't matter.

Um! So what did I miss?

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[protettore]

Chinese food just isn't the same over here is it?

[cinquevite]

Haha! Mmm, nope! But I did manage to swipe a few recipes while I was there, shhhh.

[protettore]

..........what kind of recipes.

[cinquevite]

Delicious recipes, I hope.

[protettore]

Like what?

[cinquevite]

Well, uh...there's this...noodle thing. Eheheh. The instructions are in Chinese...but it's okay! I've got it all under control.

[protettore]

......that doesn't really sound safe at all.

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[cinquevite]

I've got a Chinese dictionary! I can do it!

[cinquevite]

...Eheh, it says to put a mountain goat in with the noodles.

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[protettore]

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[protettore]

..................yeah, not safe at all.

[cinquevite]

Hmm, I wonder where I can get a mountain goat...

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[protettore]

..no.

You're not really going to get a mountain goat.

They'll..

[protettore]

...maul you?

I CAN SPELL, CLEARLY

[cinquevite]

Will they?

Oh no, how am I going to cook these noodles!

LMFAO NODDLES MMMM

[protettore]

You can do it without the mountain goat. At least that's how I've been eating my noodles.