Help wanted... kind of.
So, darlings. I'm in need of some.. help. I have two positions I need filled. I don't think I can actually call them jobs... Neither pay in cash, but both have plenty of bonuses.
First thing I need is a faghag. What does that entail, I hear you asking? I need myself a gal pal. A quick witted, catty girl who can talk about other people behind their backs with me, do each other's nails, check out boys and go emergency shoe shopping with me. Any takers? I'll pay for the shoes.
The other thing I need is some arm candy for the club. A well built young man who looks good in a pair of leather pants. You job is to look good, keep fit, stand by me at the club, shake what you're mama gave you and accept free drinks from total strangers who hit on you in the club. Easy, right?
So there you have it, sweethearts.
First thing I need is a faghag. What does that entail, I hear you asking? I need myself a gal pal. A quick witted, catty girl who can talk about other people behind their backs with me, do each other's nails, check out boys and go emergency shoe shopping with me. Any takers? I'll pay for the shoes.
The other thing I need is some arm candy for the club. A well built young man who looks good in a pair of leather pants. You job is to look good, keep fit, stand by me at the club, shake what you're mama gave you and accept free drinks from total strangers who hit on you in the club. Easy, right?
So there you have it, sweethearts.