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[damnabletart]

How droll.

Johnathan, your paperwork has piled up yet again. If you plan on doing it at all, I suggest you do so before the end of the week.

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[toothsomehound]

Why even bother with paperwork?

[damnabletart]

Consider it a necessary evil.

[toothsomehound]

Psht, 'necessary'? Why do it at all?

[damnabletart]

To keep things running. Something you obviously know nothing about.

[toothsomehound]

Hmmmm? Well, I prefer to think of myself as the kind of man that doesn't run, so thank you.

[damnabletart]

So you're the kind of man who falls?

[toothsomehound]

I'm the kind of man that, if it becomes necessary, melts into the shadows for a bit of reconnaissance.

says a woman with unscarred hands

[damnabletart]

How wonderful for you.

[toothsomehound]

So snippy~ Are you missing your naptime, miss?

[damnabletart]

My patience runs short.

[toothsomehound]

Among other things~

[damnabletart]

When you are trying to infer something, do it clearly or not at all.

[toothsomehound]

Oho, and a short temper, too~

I'm saying that you're short, miss. Tragically for you, there isn't much you can do about that.

[damnabletart]

I'm actually rather tall. Another wasted insult on your part, I'm afraid.

[toothsomehound]

Almost anybody is short compared to me~<3
Careful when you're throwing those insults by the wayside; you might hit a passerby.

[damnabletart]

Men and their need for compensation.