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[764_96]

ba da da da da.

I'm hungry and I soooorta want to eat cake, but then ice cream is cold and tasty too.

I need to buy some fruit, too. I have five dollars! I want some apples or some bananas or maybe even some peas. And bacon. I want bacon. But then I'd need eggs and bread.

Now I'm even hungrier.

Comments

[sorridete]

you know, you can buy a lot with five dollars if you know where to spend it

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[764_96]

[764_96]

[764_96]

Really?

[sorridete]

i'm a man of my word

[764_96]

where do I spend it, then?

[sorridete]

i know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who sells gasoline for cheap cheap cheap

[764_96]

Buuuhh...

...can you eat gasoline?

[sorridete]

if you're very careful

[764_96]

I wanna buy some then, please sir!

[sorridete]

you wanna know what goes REALLY GREAT with gasoline?

[764_96]

What!

[sorridete]

GUNPOWDER!

[764_96]

wouldn't that make it lumpy?

[sorridete]

well no, you use it separately

it's all quite simple, really. you see

do you like fire?

[764_96]

but I don't think I have money for gas-o-line AND gunpowderrr.

Fujita doesn't let me go near fire!