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[virucide]

I remain unimpressed, Reggio Calabria! It's been a while since I've actually enjoyed going out clubbing. Way too long, as a matter of fact. I'm sick of seeing gloomy rejects mope over a glass of their cheap, watered-down excuse for alcohol. Might as well go back to where I came from; at least the lights are brighter and the booze runs thicker.

What do you say? Should I catch the next flight out of here, or is someone going to show me a damn good time already?